I'm the wild card, the joker in the deck,

If you ever play cards with your enemies, you must never expect them of having the joker.

Shun all vice, especially card playing.

A deck of cards [is] built like the purest of hierarchies, with every card a master to those below it, a lackey to those above it.

If I end up hosting 'Joker's Wild,' please shoot me.

I never underestimate my opponent, but I never underestimate my talents.