I'm was here for a Women's Club luncheon when I saw the early voting sign.

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

Like every thoughtful parent in every age of history, Neil consoled himself, "My generation failed, but this new one is going to change the entire world, and go piously to the polls even on rainy election-days, and never drink more than one cocktail, and end all war.

He is a non-voting member.

When I was coaching, I couldn't be completely fair to the teams I didn't see. I would usually pass [voting in the coaches' poll] on to other people. I just didn't have time. Now, not only do we have the time, but we look at 20 game tapes each week. I know more about college teams throughout the country than I ever did when I was coaching.

I court not the votes of the fickle mob. [Lat., Non ego ventosae plebis suffragia venor.]