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I'm wild again, beguiled again, a wimpering, simpering child I am.


Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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KURT VONNEGUT 148She once said, "Just because you have talent doesn't mean you have to you have to do something wi...
NANETTE VONNEGUT Just like any other tragedy, you get by it. You realize a lot of people lost a lot of loved ones, bu...
DAVE AGAIN In seventh grade, with some vague sense that I wanted to be a writer, I crouched in the junior high ...
JESS WALTER I read a lot of short fiction, like Kurt Vonnegut and Raymond Carver and Wells Tower.
LORDE Scum of the Earth as some may be in their daily lives, they can all be saints in emergencies.
KURT VONNEGUT As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's what Kurt Vonnegut was to me.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE Kurt was lucky last year, and he was lucky again.
JIMMY SPENCER Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. -Kurt Vonnegut.
KURT VONNEGUT I am not a saint; I am a sinner. I want to sin again and
again and again.
S. JAE-JONES Society is more concerned with material possessions than it is with the true love and compassion of ...
KURT VONNEGUT JR. The most radical, audacious thing to think is that there might be some point to working hard and thi...
KURT VONNEGUT I really began to love to read while in high school, and my favorite authors were my heroes: J.D. Sa...
LOUIS SACHAR We have this habit of romanticizing the lives of writers. I remember when I was a kid, I was like, &...
JOHN GREEN Kurt Vonnegut said, 'The best of Bob and Ray is virtually indistinguishable from the worst.'...
BOB ELLIOTT I don't yearn to be a child again.
LORETTA YOUNG Tiek uzskatīts, ka pēc apkaušanas jāvalda kapa klusumam, un valda jau arī, tikai putni klaigā.
KURT VONNEGUT Any writer my age almost can't get away from being influenced by Kurt Vonnegut, partially becaus...
CHRIS CRUTCHER Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick h...
J.K. ROWLING Wild!” he said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. “I can make that old bloke down there pic...
J.K. ROWLING With the coming of spring, I am calm again.
GUSTAV MAHLER So I am about to be a free man again, to wander where I please.
I find the prospect nauseating....
KURT VONNEGUT JR. No comment is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again.
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL "No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again.
WINSTON CHURCHILL 'No comment' is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again.
WINSTON CHURCHILL A man growing old becomes a child again.
SOPHOCLES This was a great momentum-builder, ... Look out, Kurt Busch is running again. This just propels you ...
KURT BUSCH I mumble a lot when im off stage, so a lot of times when im with a friend i'll say something and he'...
MITCH HEDBERG There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.
KURT VONNEGUT JR. What gets me most about these people, Daddy, isn't how ignorant they are, or how much they drink. It...
KURT VONNEGUT They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.
KURT VONNEGUT Now and again there's a moment,
when the heart cries aloud:
yes, I am willing to be
t...
MARY OLIVER I am a serial killer. I would kill again.
AILEEN WUORNOS Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but...
KURT VONNEGUT when I am child I wanted to grow and feel in love....but now??how I wanted to be child again becoz i...
REBEKAH DONAYRE Be a child again. Flirt. Giggle. Dip your cookies in your milk. Take a nap. Say you're sorry if you ...
MAX LUCADO Im trending therefore I am.
EDWARD SQUIRE For when a child is born the mother also is born again.
GILBERT PARKER My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several...
STEVEN WRIGHT Having a small child again has definitely kept me young.
DAWN BROWN But as a German - and I am German-born - we Germans are condemned once again to be radical revisioni...
ERNST ZUNDEL It sounds corny, but I've promised my inner child that never again will I ever abandon myself for an...
WYNONNA JUDD It sounds corny, but I've promised my inner child that never again will I ever abandon myself fo...
WYNONNA JUDD I am not Tobias Eaton, not anymore, never again. I am Dauntless.
VERONICA ROTH Just when you thought you'd knock me down for the last count, I rise again with vigor and fearlessne...
ARTHLENE LAUDAT LAWRENCE I am confident of doing well because I am enjoying my sport again.
RAJYAVARDHAN SINGH RATHORE Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.
DEIRDRE SULLIVAN I don't want to go through that again. If another big storm comes, I am going to lose everything aga...
DAVID PHILLIPS From their folded mates they wander far, Their ways seem harsh and wild: They follow the beck ...
RICHARD EUGENE BURTON Right now I don't have an answer for that. I'm sure of a few things. I'm sure that he was a born aga...
DEBORAH FORBIS I may, however, begin riding again when I am 60.
BERNARD HINAULT I am going to attempt to see him again.
ALAN YAMAMOTO Is that actually you or am I dreaming again?
ELLA FOX It feels like I have become a child again and now must grow to be a mature adult.
CHANRATANAK KEO What if I were to become a deer, and live in the forest, picking and eating fruits and roots - by Gu...
SRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB I am confident I will set foot again in Tibet in my lifetime.
DALAI LAMA I'm going to play again. I will think and I will hope so. If I don't, I am fine with it.
CHAD JOHNSON Oh, I'm definitely a wild child.
NAOMI WATTS The best way to be a child again is to read fairy tales.
ERALDO BANOVAC Since Im going to beat her again the 3rd time ....may opponent in scrabble asked me- Have you been r...
MELGA AGUILLON I am choosing to flow with the current of life rather than lying in a tide pool experiencing the sam...
MARILYN BARNICKE BELLEGHEM Every time I come off-set, I am just like a normal kid again.
RUPERT GRINT O King, by repeated remembrance of this marvelous and sacred dialogue between Lord Krishna and Arjun...
BHAGAVAD GITA I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I want the people of New Jersey to jump off a cliff like Kurt Vonnegut so I can show them how to fly...
RICHIE SAMBORA I don't really dress up for Halloween.
KATHARINE MCPHEE America is a country with so much opportunity. I'm living the blessings of what this country off...
KATHARINE MCPHEE Popularity is totally overrated.
KATHLEEN HANNA I can't even say I've begun yet, but I'm trying on the idea that there is a book in my f...
KATHY MATTEA If you say that you're all about a certain something, and look back and see that the choices tha...
KATHY MATTEA Nowadays, everyone has a camera phone, and you have to be careful about being caught out there looki...
KEITH SWEAT As a chef, if I can taste something, I can basically figure out what's in it.
KELIS My mother's the youngest of 10 children too, so we have sort of a special bond in that we know w...
JACK WHITE Celine Dion is my major inspiration.
JACKIE EVANCHO My heroes, I couldn't imagine them practicing. Like Bob Dylan, you know? Bob Dylan's a very,...
LAURENT BRANCOWITZ It's a great honor when somebody takes your song and does something different with it. That'...
LAURENT BRANCOWITZ I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go.
LAYNE STALEY Drugs will have a huge effect on my work for the rest of my life, whether I'm using or not.
LAYNE STALEY People are so quick to judge and make decisions for themselves about situations they know absolutely...
LEANN RIMES When my time ends, I want people to say, 'Man her music made me smile; it just enlightened my li...
LEDISI I'm the first one to admit, I'm a pretty unorthodox guitar player.
LEE DEWYZE Most jazz players work out their solos, at least to the extent that they have a very specific vocabu...
LEE KONITZ In 2010, I had been playing guitar for 50 years.
LEE RITENOUR There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my p...
LEIF GARRETT When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl.
LADY GAGA I don't keep people around me that aren't family. You don't get to stay. Unless you'...
LADY GAGA A lot of women don't know how to love because there's deep reasons for them not knowing how ...
LIL WAYNE I seem to find different material every four to six months and I frequently forget it which is a sha...
LEO KOTTKE I think that open tunings are a trap really because it's really hard not to sound like an open t...
LEO KOTTKE From the core, I'm a shy person, but when I'm on stage, I know how to put it aside. Of cours...
LEON BRIDGES There's a little Christmas in all of us, I guess. Even in me.
LEON REDBONE It can even be a single note which defines the entire song.
LEON REDBONE I would like to speak 10 languages.
LEON REDBONE Regardless of who originally made it popular, any hit song becomes a challenge to the ingenuity and ...
LES BAXTER I was working all the time I was in college. I was working so much that I could hardly do my college...
LES BAXTER That was when the Spanish came in and conquered the Aztecs. I thought that was a clever thing.
LES BAXTER As I've moved through life, I've found that I like things to be as casual and as spontaneous...
LES CLAYPOOL Music in general is looking for something new overall.
LES CLAYPOOL Years ago, I went to Brazil and fell in love with it. I really like the music, samba, bossa nova, th...
JOHNNY MATHIS A walk?" said Catharine.
"One foot in front of the other," said Newt, "through leaves, over bri...
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KURT VONNEGUT Oh, sure, we have another world war coming, and another great depression, but where are the leaders ...
KURT VONNEGUT Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been...
KURT VONNEGUT If you are an American, you must allow all ideas to circulate freely in your community, not merely y...
KURT VONNEGUT There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.
KURT VONNEGUT I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep.
KURT VONNEGUT I let the dog out, or I let him in, and we talk some. I let him know I like him, and he lets me know...
KURT VONNEGUT If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
KURT VONNEGUT I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
KURT VONNEGUT Human beings will be happier - not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudic...
KURT VONNEGUT What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thin...
KURT VONNEGUT Everyone now knows how to find the meaning of life within himself. But mankind wasn't always so ...
KURT VONNEGUT People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll h...
KURT VONNEGUT If somebody says, I love you, to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can an...
KURT VONNEGUT I get up at 7:30 and work four hours a day. Nine to twelve in the morning, five to six in the evenin...
KURT VONNEGUT Thinking doesn't seem to help very much. The human brain is too high-powered to have many practical ...
KURT VONNEGUT What war has always been is a puberty ceremony. It's a very rough one, but you went away a boy and c...
KURT VONNEGUT The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowled...
KURT VONNEGUT Being American is to eat a lot of beef steak, and boy, we've got a lot more beef steak than any othe...
KURT VONNEGUT ... this is a hard world to be ludicrous in, with so many human beings so reluctant to laugh, so inc...
KURT VONNEGUT The feeling about a soldier is, when all is said and done, he wasn't really going to do very much wi...
KURT VONNEGUT We are all what we pretend to be, but, we had better be very careful what we pretend.
KURT VONNEGUT I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a ver...
KURT VONNEGUT I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds o...
KURT VONNEGUT We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
KURT VONNEGUT Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than befo...
KURT VONNEGUT People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order, so they'll have...
KURT VONNEGUT There is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos inste...
KURT VONNEGUT There's only one me, and I'm stuck with him.
KURT VONNEGUT I have been a soreheaded occupant of a file drawer labeled Science Fiction and I would like out, par...
KURT VONNEGUT Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.
KURT VONNEGUT Artists use frauds to make human beings seem more wonderful than they really are. Dancers show us hu...
KURT VONNEGUT There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, I said, but no good reason ever to have without reser...
KURT VONNEGUT Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but...
KURT VONNEGUT It was a thunderingly beautiful experience -- voluptuous, sexual, dangerous, and expensive as hell.
KURT VONNEGUT We would be a lot safer if the Government would take its money out of science and put it into astrol...
KURT VONNEGUT Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
KURT VONNEGUT Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this messag...
KURT VONNEGUT Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to rem...
KURT VONNEGUT I have no degree in biochemistry, neither do I have one in mechanical engineering, as the Army saw f...
KURT VONNEGUT True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the countr...
KURT VONNEGUT What troubles me most about my lovely country is that its children are seldom taught that American f...
KURT VONNEGUT Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since...
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