If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you stra...
STEPHEN WRIGHT I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour...
STEPHEN WRIGHT There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
STEPHEN WRIGHT I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas...
STEPHEN WRIGHT I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
STEPHEN WRIGHT The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle mak...
STEPHEN WRIGHT My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
STEPHEN WRIGHT Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.
STEPHEN WRIGHT When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few ...
STEPHEN WRIGHT I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with ...
STEPHEN WRIGHT I invented the cordless extension cord.
STEPHEN WRIGHT I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the e...
STEPHEN WRIGHT I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the othe...
STEPHEN WRIGHT Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it...
STEPHEN WRIGHT I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
STEPHEN WRIGHT I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told the...
STEPHEN WRIGHT Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.
STEPHEN WRIGHT Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? The guy who wrote that song wrote eve...
STEPHEN WRIGHT I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
STEPHEN WRIGHT I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
STEPHEN WRIGHT Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What ...
STEPHEN WRIGHT I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... per...
STEPHEN WRIGHT "Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes
STEPHEN WRIGHT My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
STEPHEN WRIGHT I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it
STEPHEN WRIGHT It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
STEPHEN WRIGHT I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, may...
STEPHEN WRIGHT My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
STEPHEN WRIGHT When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well,...
STEPHEN WRIGHT If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate
STEPHEN WRIGHT My school colors were clear. We used to say, "I'm not naked, I'm in the band."
STEPHEN WRIGHT I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
STEPHEN WRIGHT When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
STEPHEN WRIGHT I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time
STEPHEN WRIGHT It's a beautiful car. If I owned this car, I wouldn't drive it.
STEPHEN WRIGHT It looks good. The market's happy.
STEPHEN WRIGHT There's a feeling that enough has been done to slow the economy down and the next phase must be up, ...
STEPHEN WRIGHT When you see it in summer, it's just beautiful, and then you read the plaques about how 2,000 men di...
STEPHEN WRIGHT It was certainly slippery out there. It was nice to not have the snow, but we did have a pilot proje...
STEPHEN WRIGHT In order to succeed as a year-round resort, you have to have amenities. We aren't blessed with a ski...
STEPHEN WRIGHT If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
STEPHEN WRIGHT I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
STEPHEN WRIGHT If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
STEPHEN WRIGHT Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.
STEPHEN WRIGHT A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I alwa...
STEPHEN WRIGHT I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, ...
STEPHEN WRIGHT There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalato...
STEPHEN WRIGHT I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
STEPHEN WRIGHT A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.
STEPHEN WRIGHT When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually...
STEPHEN WRIGHT I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
STEPHEN WRIGHT I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious!
STEPHEN WRIGHT I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
STEPHEN WRIGHT You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
STEPHEN WRIGHT I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Informat...
STEPHEN WRIGHT Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
STEPHEN WRIGHT The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
STEPHEN WRIGHT I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
STEPHEN WRIGHT I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
STEPHEN WRIGHT For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them f...
STEPHEN WRIGHT If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
STEPHEN WRIGHT Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
STEPHEN WRIGHT I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
STEPHEN WRIGHT Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
STEPHEN WRIGHT I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escala...
STEPHEN WRIGHT I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
STEPHEN WRIGHT When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving....
STEPHEN WRIGHT I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and...
STEPHEN WRIGHT Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I may have forgotten this before.
STEPHEN WRIGHT I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance...
STEPHEN WRIGHT It's a continuation of the same old factors,
STEPHEN WRIGHT There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossin...
STEPHEN WRIGHT When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
STEPHEN WRIGHT My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
STEPHEN WRIGHT My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he ...
STEPHEN WRIGHT When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and...
STEPHEN WRIGHT I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
STEPHEN WRIGHT Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that d...
STEPHEN WRIGHT Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
STEPHEN WRIGHT Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
STEPHEN WRIGHT If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
STEPHEN WRIGHT I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door....
STEPHEN WRIGHT I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night.
STEPHEN WRIGHT My friend invented Cliff's Notes. When I asked him how he got such a great idea, he said, "Well, fir...
STEPHEN WRIGHT Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes
STEPHEN WRIGHT Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
STEPHEN WRIGHT If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
STEPHEN WRIGHT Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
STEPHEN WRIGHT I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off...
STEPHEN WRIGHT Negative sentiment has basically led to across-the-board declines, very few stocks have escaped unsc...
STEPHEN WRIGHT A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space...
STEPHEN WRIGHT I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
STEPHEN WRIGHT I was born by Caesarean section, but you can't really tell... except that when I leave my house, I a...
STEPHEN WRIGHT I like to skate on the other side of the ice
STEPHEN WRIGHT Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over b...
STEPHEN WRIGHT I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
STEPHEN WRIGHT If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, d...
STEPHEN WRIGHT If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
STEPHEN WRIGHT When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded
STEPHEN WRIGHT George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
STEPHEN WRIGHT How young can you die of old age?
STEPHEN WRIGHT On the other hand, you have different fingers.
STEPHEN WRIGHT I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything,...
STEPHEN WRIGHT Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
STEPHEN WRIGHT I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."
STEPHEN WRIGHT I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
STEPHEN WRIGHT I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop lo...
STEPHEN WRIGHT You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
STEPHEN WRIGHT He used to sit very quiet. Dangerous quiet, if you ask me. And he'd stare at her with that look he h...
STEPHEN WRIGHT I never travel without my sketch book.
IAN WRIGHT My name is usually the one on the end of people's lips.
IAN WRIGHT The airplane stays up because it doesn't have the time to fall.
ORVILLE WRIGHT When you start so young working, you build a hunger for acting, working, and a busy life.
BONNIE WRIGHT No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris.
ORVILLE WRIGHT We estimated that we could make one of four cylinders with 4 inch bore and 4 inch stroke, weighing n...
ORVILLE WRIGHT We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building.
ORVILLE WRIGHT The course of the flight up and down was exceedingly erratic, partly due to the irregularity of the ...
ORVILLE WRIGHT We left Dayton, September 23, and arrived at our camp at Kill Devil Hill on Friday, the 25th.
ORVILLE WRIGHT No data on air propellers was available, but we had always understood that it was not a difficult ma...
ORVILLE WRIGHT The ability to do this so quickly was largely due to the enthusiastic and efficient services of Mr. ...
ORVILLE WRIGHT In our gliding experiments we had had a number of experiences in which we had landed upon one wing, ...
ORVILLE WRIGHT When the motor was completed and tested, we found that it would develop 16 horse power for a few sec...
ORVILLE WRIGHT With all the knowledge and skill acquired in thousands of flights in the last ten years, I would har...
ORVILLE WRIGHT When the machine had been fastened with a wire to the track, so that it could not start until releas...
ORVILLE WRIGHT One of the Life Saving men snapped the camera for us, taking a picture just as the machine had reach...
ORVILLE WRIGHT With twelve horse power at our command, we considered that we could permit the weight of the machine...
ORVILLE WRIGHT A sudden dart when a little over a hundred feet from the end of the track, or a little over 120 feet...
ORVILLE WRIGHT When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching...
STEVEN WRIGHT If you go back to your home town or you're reunited with school friends, its always slightly bit...
EDGAR WRIGHT I went to Berlin to study psychology but decided that I was more interested in music and started an ...
GARY WRIGHT By the law of averages, there has to be life elsewhere. The universe is so huge, and I don't thi...
GARY WRIGHT I was the first artist, I think, to ever do an all-keyboard album. There were things that resembled ...
GARY WRIGHT Artists were nurtured back in the '70s. Their music was developed by the record companies.
GARY WRIGHT I didn't develop or build synths. I had my technicians modify them for my live stage performance...
GARY WRIGHT I like Anastacia's version of Love is Alive best.
GARY WRIGHT I will be developing artists for my new label. The rest is in God's Hands.
GARY WRIGHT I'm developing artists for my new record label, my son's band, Intangible, being one of them...
GARY WRIGHT In 1972, George Harrison invited me to accompany him on a trip to India.
GARY WRIGHT My music and lyrics became an extension of this Indian philosophy.
GARY WRIGHT The idea to do the album only on keyboards kind of happened by accident. I was quite happy with the ...
GARY WRIGHT The more far-out artists, the better.
GARY WRIGHT We visited Ravi. We didn't study with him, as such.
GARY WRIGHT I scored a movie called 'Endangered Species'. I worked on another movie called 'Staying ...
GARY WRIGHT Music is an extremely powerful force if used properly to uplift people. I believe music should be up...
GARY WRIGHT No one likes to work for free. To copy an artist's work and download it free is stealing. It'...
GARY WRIGHT Music's staying power is a function of how timeless the lyrics, song and production are.
GARY WRIGHT The artist must bow to the monster of his own imagination.
RICHARD WRIGHT I have an existential map; it has you are here written all over it.
STEVEN WRIGHT Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. ...
STEVEN WRIGHT It's frustrating. You fight hard out there and you lose by one point or three points. We've been in ...
AKEEM WRIGHT I took it upon myself to shut him down. I wanted to make him work for it. (Coach Wooldridge) decided...
AKEEM WRIGHT It's frustrating because we fight hard to win these games because we're in there, but we can't close...
AKEEM WRIGHT We turned it on in the second half. We turned around and played like we played at KU. This is how we...
AKEEM WRIGHT Coach told us to take it one possession at a time, get some defensive rebounds, come down on offense...
AKEEM WRIGHT They are going to be tough to beat. They have a good guard in Richard Roby, and they have a lot of g...
AKEEM WRIGHT They are playing well. I know they are feeling confident, but we have won our last three games, too,...
AKEEM WRIGHT We would rather play twice a week, but we put everything we had into the Missouri game, so it was go...
AKEEM WRIGHT I think where the criticism of videogames come from is where videogames are just Xeroxes of films, a...
EDGAR WRIGHT For 120 minutes, 'Birdman' floats from comedy to surrealism to high drama to quiet brillianc...
EDGAR WRIGHT I definitely went through a period when I was a teenager when every girl was 'The One' and e...
EDGAR WRIGHT I'd rather try and cram in another two gags than leave a pause to say, 'Hey, wasn't that...
EDGAR WRIGHT Car chases are as painstaking to make as they are fun to watch. They take a lot of time, and you hav...
EDGAR WRIGHT There have been recorded cases of people learning how to fly a plane after playing a flight simulato...
EDGAR WRIGHT The idea of fighting your new girlfriend's ex-lovers, 'Street Fighter' style, is the ult...
EDGAR WRIGHT Between the ages of 18 and 20, I made three hour-long films. One was a superhero film called 'Ca...
EDGAR WRIGHT I use music to focus, like an internal motor.
EDGAR WRIGHT When I went to college, I discovered the Sega console, and 'Sonic the Hedgehog' became very ...
EDGAR WRIGHT Sometimes, some things have to settle, and you have to think about the intention of it.
EDGAR WRIGHT I'm very happy with my life and career, but I do find myself having serious attacks of nostalgia...
EDGAR WRIGHT I think you write the film that you want to see, and you try and do it honestly, and you can't c...
EDGAR WRIGHT I've always been fascinated by horror films and genre films. And horror films harbored a fascina...
EDGAR WRIGHT Not everybody fantasizes about robbing a bank, but I think most people have that fantasy of being in...
EDGAR WRIGHT We were shooting 'Hot Fuzz' in my hometown of Wells, Somerset, and I remember looking at the...
EDGAR WRIGHT If you're on a road trip, you need driving music.
EDGAR WRIGHT We need to make more original movies, and audiences would do well to support original movies for the...
EDGAR WRIGHT When I was at school, I used to end every school day with fountain pen ink all over my hands and fac...
EDGAR WRIGHT Maybe directors who are more interested in realism and naturalism come from cities, where they see t...
EDGAR WRIGHT I think it's good to have pressure on yourself. The worst crime is to get kind of really complac...
EDGAR WRIGHT Whenever I'm writing a script, I'm scoring myself by playing the right kind of music.
EDGAR WRIGHT I couldn't be a cameraman or a designer or an actor - I have to be a director because I learned ...
JOE WRIGHT I WUV FOOD
~Bricks+Skittles+Oreos=MY LIFE~
DORTEA WRIGHT You can buy business by selling below cost to drive new sales and a lot of time companies will do th...
ALAN WRIGHT If they run a promotion and have a real low price, then that's going to lower in the whole area the ...
ALAN WRIGHT You're competing against the guy across the street and so the market is set by the local competition...
ALAN WRIGHT It was a poor match and a lot of the anglers who took part found it difficult to catch.
ALAN WRIGHT Now I have received an invoice for the whole period from 2003 to date. Again my email was not answer...
ALAN WRIGHT We continue to face logistical issues in getting fuel to Pilot Travel Centers and some short-term in...
ALAN WRIGHT A tall officer was able to grab his ankles. He was about one or two steps from getting away.
ALAN WRIGHT Refineries in Texas did not take a direct hit from Rita, but the energy grids in that area were effe...
ALAN WRIGHT It is unclear when refining capacity will be restored, but it is estimated these refineries will be ...
ALAN WRIGHT Prices on the wholesale market have been up sharply the past several days. As a retailer, we have fi...
ALAN WRIGHT Man has been adjudged a social animal.
FRANCES WRIGHT Religion may be defined thus: a belief in, and homage rendered to, existences unseen and causes unkn...
FRANCES WRIGHT If they exert it not for good, they will for evil; if they advance not knowledge, they will perpetua...
FRANCES WRIGHT Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.
FRANCES WRIGHT Look into the nature of things. Search out the grounds of your opinions, the for and against.
FRANCES WRIGHT It will appear evident upon attentive consideration that equality of intellectual and physical advan...
FRANCES WRIGHT He who lives in the single exercise of his mental faculties, however usefully or curiously directed,...
FRANCES WRIGHT The sciences have ever been the surest guides to virtue.
FRANCES WRIGHT It is in vain that we would circumscribe the power of one half of our race, and that half by far the...
FRANCES WRIGHT