I'm young, clever, and rich; in information and knowledge that is.

Common Knowledge and Common Sense, most have one or the other, I just happen to possess both.

Some natural born scholars/ this time of knowledge you can't get in college/ I think I'm way beyond your mileage/ couldn't even use your scrap books for salvage/

To us — richer and cleverer than everyone else!

I thought we were celebrating being richer and cleverer than everyone else!

We'll be sending out information during frosh week. Students coming to residence will make sure they have information in their residence kit and we're meeting with residence assistants to bring them up to speed on this company.