Imagine if every airport would blast Brian Eno. I bet going through security wouldn't be as difficult. I can't imagine someone being aggressive with me with Brian Eno music pumping through the terminals at LAX.

I really liked playing a vampire. Their hunger is insatiable. Even when they eat someone, it's never enough.

I care about being creative and expressing myself.

My dad recently reminded me that my grandfather's cousin was Lefty Frizzell.

It's always the girl comedy and the guy comedy. It bums me out. You'd think there'd be a progression, from James L. Brooks and Nora Ephron into more subtle humor and behavior and psychology. All these interesting things people can learn about themselves by watching talented writers comment intelligently on someone else's emotional life.

They're like a weird couple. If you were to personify the artichoke and the oyster, they would have a great date. They would totally get along.