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Mark Zandi

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TSUYOSHI SHIMIZU Here's the problem if you keep raising tax rates: You slow down economic growth.
PAUL RYAN Yields are going to continue to trend upward as the Fed keeps raising rates. The Fed believes that t...
JOSEPH SHATZ Obviously, many renters have become homeowners as rates have fallen.
LAWRENCE YUN We are providing ways to keep homeowners as homeowners. You can successfully rebuild South Louisiana...
ANDY KOPPLIN Long-term U.S. interest rates have risen as the market has started to price in the likelihood that t...
MASAMICHI KOIKE I expect yields to continue drifting higher. Anything that shows the jobs market is strong gives mor...
JOSEPH SHATZ Interest rates probably aren't high enough. The Bank of Canada will keep raising until it sees some ...
FRED PYNN To admire nothing, (as most are wont to do;) Is the only method that I know, To make men happy...
THOMAS CREECH The Fed will keep raising rates as an insurance policy to prevent unwanted inflation. We haven't see...
CONRAD DEQUADROS People are willing to hold dollars. People are coming around to the view that the Fed is going to ke...
GERRY CELAYA It seems the U.S. housing markets remain overheated. This will give the Fed another reason to keep r...
JUN KITAZAWA Many statistics reveal that men suffer higher rates of death and serious illness than women for most...
MARTIN MINER U.S. economic numbers are still doing well, but decelerating. The data are not strong enough to forc...
BRIAN ROSE The large-cap stocks tend to be the ones that are most interest rate sensitive. With the changes at ...
BILL SICKLES I think it's outrageous. I think they're making excuses so they can keep raising it.
ELIZABETH RYAN From his comments, it is clear that the US Fed will keep raising rates, hoping to bring the housing ...
DREW MATUS I think he's basically greasing the skids for the Fed to keep raising rates, and that may not be som...
MICHAEL DARDA The conundrum is the Fed, and why the it keeps raising rates.
ROBERT BRUSCA Homeowners are taking advantage of the rally by locking in still historically low long-term mortgage...
BOB WALTERS He implicitly admitted that they have a bias for a tighter policy. They believe that rates are very ...
THOMAS MAYER I don't see any changes at this week's meeting. Besides, ending that policy and raising rates are co...
HIROSHI YOSHIDA That was an upside surprise in the headline PPI index. That's going to keep the Federal Reserve on t...
ALEX BEUZELIN We'd like to see Bonneville use the (surplus power) sales to keep rates as low as possible. We don't...
DAVE ANDREW Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.
EURIPIDES I think there is going to be a certain amount of relief when the Fed stops raising rates.
DIANE BISHOP The payrolls data resolves the big puzzle and the big worry over the U.S. outlook. It means the Fed ...
AZIZ MCMAHON The economic data in the U.S. is still better than it is in Europe, Asia or anywhere else. The U.S. ...
HUGH WALSH In two months Joseph Kennedy had taken over my entire life, and I trusted him implicitly to make the...
GLORIA SWANSON They're weary of that now ... with the average person moving every five to 10 years. Most homeowners...
DAVID BAILEY For us, (raising rates) is an option, and it's our right under Federal Law. It's a business decision...
DAVE COX I think the productivity numbers you saw this morning lessen the fears in the marketplace about the ...
FRANCIS GANNON The Democrats are obsessing about raising tax rates, while the GOP talks about closing loopholes.
BOB BEAUPREZ There are signs the Fed may stop raising rates so the $US may go down.
BENEDIKT GERMANIER There's a gradual feeling that the ECB is closer to raising rates than first thought,
NEIL MELLOR I would say with homeowners it is almost 100 percent because most have mortgages and lenders require...
JAN MILL And you can't have a prosperous economy when the government is way overspending, raising tax rat...
ARTHUR LAFFER The change from 'likely' to 'may be' takes away any strong signal they'll be raising rates.
DEAN MAKI This whole thing is, everybody's waiting for Friday. People are worried about the Fed raising rates.
JOSEF SCHACHTER You don't get gushers of revenue by raising tax rates. You get it through expansion.
GEORGE P. SHULTZ The primary driver in raising rates is the claims experience in your state. This will cause upward p...
DICK LUEDKE If the statement that follows suggests they may look to halt their policy of raising in moderation, ...
DARREN HEATHCOTE Keep your nose out the sky, keep your heart to god, and keep your face to the raising sun.
KANYE WEST Multiple Sclerosis is obviously close to my heart and I'm determined to make a difference in the...
ANN ROMNEY Greenspan is raising rates, and he is targeting the consumer. This is a natural reflection of what i...
ANDREW BARRETT Wont to unlearn from history, we aptly repeat even its most brazen mistakes.
ESKINDER NEGA We've seen purchases of bonds receding. Investors cannot be bullish on Treasuries until the Fed stop...
YOSHITAKA MAJIMA It was a slightly negative day, partly because of waiting for when the Fed will start raising rates,
LARS KRECKEL Any change in rates on home equity lines is directly related to the actions of the Fed. On average, ...
FRITZ ELMENDORF Just where the Treasury's marble front Looks over Wall Street's mingled nations,-- Where Jews ...
EDMUND C. STEDMAN The same considerations apply to homeowners. All else being equal, interest rates are higher now tha...
DONALD KOHN You're fighting to a stalemate between those people worried about interest rates and high valuations...
CHRIS GRISANTI The housing group will be fairly stable the next six months, then later will react to opportunities ...
JAMES WILSON Business cycles lengthened greatly during the 20th century, as central banks learned to manage natio...
ALEX BERENSON One of the most lethal mistakes a public official can make is raising taxes and not paying your own.
JOSH MANDEL There is no better way to quickly buoy hard-pressed homeowners than helping them take advantage of t...
MARK ZANDI It does look like he's leaning more toward their status quo of raising rates at a measured pace, whi...
HOLLY LISS We still do not look for the core CPI to accelerate rapidly, but it is likely to be persistently fir...
STEPHEN STANLEY This bond will help keep utility rates for our residents as low as we can make them,
CHRIS HILLMAN There is plenty of blame to go around for the U.S. housing bubble, but not much of it belongs to Fan...
MARK ZANDI Too-easy credit and millions of bad loans made during the U.S. housing bubble paved the way for the ...
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MARK ZANDI Defaulting on the nation's debt would be cataclysmic. The U.S. Treasury's Aaa rating is the ...
MARK ZANDI President Obama's reelection started the countdown for lawmakers to address the fiscal cliff and...
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MARK ZANDI The key to house prices is the share of foreclosure or short sales in the total housing market. When...
MARK ZANDI Investor demand for distressed property has been healthy, as rents rise to levels that can cover inv...
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MARK ZANDI Our economy isn't going to recover until the housing market finds its footing.
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MARK ZANDI We have a sturdy job market.
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MARK ZANDI Consumers will see higher prices on coffee beverages and even chocolate if the raw supplies get back...
MARK ZANDI Consumers are likely to pay more for lumber, coffee, chocolate, perhaps sugar _ anything that we imp...
MARK ZANDI The Port of New Orleans alone imports 250,000 tons of coffee every year.
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MARK ZANDI The economy is going to be hit hard by Katrina, and it is going to be hardest on consumers who are a...
MARK ZANDI Katrina is going to muck things up; it's just a question to what degree.
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MARK ZANDI In the next few months, there's no upside. And this winter, we're going to feel it more noticeably a...
MARK ZANDI [At a minimum, this will hit consumers' pocketbooks—and perhaps their confidence. Before Katr...
MARK ZANDI It looks like we are in for at least a pause.
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