In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
Mark Twain
Related She was intimidating and all I could do was sit back on the couch as she paced back and forth, slowl... IN THE MAKING But...books are so much more. Some of them are webs; you can feel your way along their threads, but ... LAUREN OLIVER The story goes as the line follow... alone... loony.... ... That's what's happening.... DEYTH BANGER The best stories in our culture have some sort of subversiveness - Mark Twain, 'Catcher in the R... MATT GROENING Goodness works in mysterious ways. Even in the deepest dark, you’ll find a light to shine your way... MELISSA DE LA CRUZ In the end it doesn't matter what you do. HARRISON BIRTWISTLE You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl... TAMMARA WEBBER The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS If you want to meet Mark Twain, all you have to do is use your brain! STEVE RAY COLLINS All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk. LEMONY SNICKET We have now reached hypersonic speed technological advances have excelled since the sixties in 20 ye... GARY F EVANS... In the beginning, there was nothing and from nothing came our species then behold the dawn of music.... GARY F EVANS... If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.--Mark Twain TONY-PAUL DE VISSAGE In the end, to do a good accent, you just have to be a good listener. ABBEY LEE KERSHAW Being present is being connected to All Things. S. KELLEY HARRELL, M. DIV. There's a way in which you can look at clothing as your outer skin. And because you were discriminat... ED SMITH We fall back into the past, we jump ahead into the future, and in this we lose our entire lives. THICH NHAT HANH Mark Twain had a way of telling stories that shifts your consciousness away from labels. VAL KILMER Those books of mine really got under their skin. Ironically, they thought I was inhuman becau... STEVE TOLTZ Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over. RICHARD CARLSON Weird makes you truly sexy in a way the world can never know. CRAIG GROESCHEL It's stasis that kills you off in the end, not ambition. BONO If you are a misfit in one place, you will be a great fit in another. ALAN COHEN In [The Mysterious Stranger , Mark Twain] proves to his own grim satisfaction, and to mine as ... KURT VONNEGUT I have always wished the present to resemble memory: because the present can be flat at times, and b... LYDIA MILLET The farmer in us makes us do the things we do SOTONYE ANGA Mark Twain and I are in the same position. We have put things in such a way as to make people, who w... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW No one should let yesterday use up too much of today. Easy to say, hard to live. ANDREA HAIRSTON No, of course not. But surely you know your affair couldn't go on forever." "Forever has no mea... ELLEN HOPKINS A perfectly decent fellow may be driven by circumstances to commit a crime and if he's found out he'... W.SOMERSET MAUGHAM Let me repeat. I have not read all the work of this present generation of writing. I have not had ti... WILLIAM FAULKNER I hate saying corny things like "traveling incognito." But when I'm with somebody that's corny, I al... J.D. SALINGER “Love is not to be discovered but felt.It is brewing in air across universe.One needs only open ey... ANUJ SOMANY I promise myself that I will enjoy every minute of the day that is given me to live. THICH NHAT HANH You can't go back to how things were. How you thought they were. All you really have is...now. JAY ASHER Life is a journey, not a destination. RALPH WALDO EMERSON It is so torturous to be in the crowd not only because the voice there is usually loud, but also oft... ANUJ SOMANY When you grow up there are things that you would love to do make your father proud is one and have f... GARY F EVANS... It seems like all the best people have all the worst habits. THOMAS WALLACE SCHERZER A person who lives truly in present time is dependent on oneself only not on sycophants’ people. ANUJ SOMANY I had a best friend once 20 years down the line a friendship that you just do not get now, i regarde... GARY F EVANS... Tongues are a miraculous manifestations of being filled with the Holy Ghost. PST ADELAJA SUNDAY The Buddha told him, "When we sit, we know we are sitting. When we walk, we know we are walking. Whe... THICH NHAT HANH She plucked the blossoms from the bag and arranged them, one by one, in the water glass on her dress... SARAH JIO Tomorrow is tomorrow. Future cares have future cures, And we must mind today. SOPHOCLES To him, even the momentary was momentous. G.K. CHESTERTON You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the... JAN GLIDEWELL I’m pretty sure there are some things in the dark that we’re not meant to see. KARINA HALLE I know,” said November. He was pale and thin lipped. He helped October out of the wooden chair. �... NEIL GAIMAN When you find that you are on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." Mark Twain STEVE J. LEATHERWOOD Sex, a great and mysterious motive force in human life, has indisputably been a subject of absorbing... WILLIAM J. BRENNAN JR. If you read all your history books, there are no women in them. CAITLIN MORAN All these bacteria that coat our skin and live in our intestines, they fend off bad bacteria. They p... BONNIE BASSLER When you are skinning your customers you should leave some skin on to grow again so that you can ski... NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow again so that you can sk... NIKKI GIOVANNI Children, in a way, are constant learners. Certainly sponge-like. Absorbing everything without caref... YO-YO MA Expect obstacles in your endeavour. You are bound to face some obstacles along the way. Understandin... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA We wait upon finite minds to validate infinite things— this is evidence of human stupidity. C. JOYBELL C. Some of those are pretty complicated. But you tend to make putting complicated, in general. You [sho... DUFFY WALDORF Art must be parochial in the beginning to be cosmopolitan in the end. GEORGE A. MOORE Josephine caught my eye and gave me a signal we'd used for years to indicate that one of us had to l... LEMONY SNICKET You love all your characters, even the ridiculous ones. You have to on some level; they're your ... JOEL COEN I don't think you can come into your wisdom until you have made mistakes on your own skin and fe... ELIZABETH GILBERT Something strange started to rage inside me, hearing you inhale sharply as I tried to kiss those sca... D.S. WRIGHTS So I stood around that big square of books. Standing around books, even books in a foreign language,... ARAVIND ADIGA I read from Mark Twain's lips one or two of his good stories. He has his own way of thinking, saying... HELEN KELLER There is a farmer in every person. It is the farmer in you that makes you sow and reap SOTONYE ANGA Mark Twain has been credited as saying, “The two most important days in your life are the day you ... JOSHUA BECKER Life is going to be complex, and the only way we're able navigate our way through it at all is b... DANIEL TAMMET Everybody feels good in their skin for about a minute a day, and the rest of the day, you're jus... JESSALYN GILSIG So, tomorrow, I'm leaving. And I'm not going to let that happen again with anyone else. I'm going to... STEPHEN CHBOSKY All good books are alike in that they are truer than if they had really happened and after you are f... ERNEST HEMINGWAY There is no such thing as objectivity. We are all just interpreting signals from the universe and tr... BONES THE DOCTOR IN THE PHOTO What will make you a star is in you SOTONYE ANGA The key is in accepting your thoughts, all of them, even the bad ones. Accept thoughts, but don’t ... MATT HAIG ANYAELE SAM CHIYSON’S LAW OF OBJECTIVITY : You must be aware of who you are, use your ability to d... ANYAELE SAM CHIYSON You don't spend your life hanging around books without learning a thing or two. LEMONY SNICKET That’s what I liked about those nuns. You could tell, for one thing, that they never went anywhere... J.D. SALINGER Now is the only time we have, and the only time we have any control over. RICHARD CARLSON Never try to satisfy disgruntled people because, even after you use your skin to make shoes for them... DR HITESH C SHETH All the characters in my books are imagined, but all have a bit of who I am in them - much like the ... ALICE HOFFMAN So this anchoring in some way, in some important way in the past without repeating the past, but on ... GUNTHER SCHULLER There are enough books in the world. You want to write the ones that are good. The minute you write ... MICHAEL LEWIS The positive fire in you can glow your home and at the same time if it turns negative, it may destro... NEHA KOTHARI You are creative beauty and utter awesomeness. You are genius manifest. You are imperfect. You are w... SRAVANI SAHA NAKHRO Eventually our bodies grow old, no part of your body is immune to the effects of time. Focus on sign... SRAVANI SAHA NAKHRO Even with fasting and prayers you still need wisdom. At the root of every great accomplishment is wi... PATIENCE JOHNSON He called out to his fellow monks,'Come quickly I am tasting stars. JOHN GREEN The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do wh... MARK TWAIN No matter what shape or size you are, you should feel confident in your own skin. You should feel li... JOANNA KRUPA You will never attain wisdom without walking on different streets, without talking to different peop... MEHMET MURAT ILDAN A good groove releases adrenaline in your body. You feel uplifted, you feel centered, you feel calm,... MICKEY HART ,i>Since the Holy Spirit Gifts men and women alike, women should bel allowed to lead in the manne... ALAN GARRETT Rebellion cannot exist without the feeling that somewhere, in some way, you are justified. ALBERT CAMUS Follow the wisdom of the great actor, James Cagney, you hit your mark, you look the other guy in the... LARRY MERCHANT love as powerful as your mother’s for you leaves its own mark. Not a scar, no visible sign . . ... J.K. ROWLING When you are on your purpose, your preoccupation isn't what you don't have yet. You've already drunk... ASSEGID HABTEWOLD God is not impressed with what PRECEDES your name, but how you PROCEED in His Name." BJ NELSON
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