In a nutshell, I am not unaware of my failings. Neither am I a stranger to irony.

Damn damn damn.

You're convinced that anybody who meets you for the first time will consider you a shit, so you take preventive action. Relax, boychick. When they get to know you better they will realize that they were right. You are a shit.

But the truth is, nothing delights me more than a biography of one of the truly great that proves he or she was an absolute shit.

But it doesn't make sense for you to love me...

Mine, is a wicked world of pure fascinastion.