In America we believe in Life, Liberty - and the pursuit

An individualist is one who pays his taxes with a smile

If all efficiency experts were laid end to end- I'd be in favor of it

A penny saved is a penny wasted

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A brief digression on whether that suspicious-looking mole is actually cancer. ... Take this simple test called the ABC test. 'A' is for age. What is your age? Is it over thirteen? If so, it's cancer. That's how the ABC test works.