FastSaying

In an ideal world, we would charge people a $10,000 success fee when they get married or a $5,000 success fee if they enter into a relationship with someone. Unfortunately, that's a little bit hard to track, although someday maybe we'll get around to that.

Sam Yagan

Sam Yagan

AlthoughAroundBitChargeEnterFeeGetGet MarriedHardIdealIdeal WorldLittleLittle BitMarriedMaybePeopleRelationshipSomedaySomeoneSuccessTrackUnfortunatelyWorldWould

Related Quotes

I have an I.Q. of 100 plus a little bit. I have to work real hard to get things when I read.
— Darrell Issa
BitGetHard
I ski, I snowboard, I've started to get into skydiving a little bit. I'm a little bit of a thrill-seeker.
— Alexander Gould
BitGetLittle
There was a little bit of ham in me. And there's a lot of people say there's a lot of ham in me.
— Sam Donaldson
BitHamLittle
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
— Sam Kinison
AgainDrumGet
My kid is a year and a half old, and I just want to roll around on the floor with him for a little bit and have a normal relationship with my family.
— Sam Huntington
AroundBitFamily