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In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
WOODY ALLEN In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
WOODY ALLEN In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
WOODY ALLEN They look like dentures. Even though they get the best Beverly Hills orthodontist, it still looks li...
TOM O'NEIL I think Woody Allen is Woody Allen, and no matter where he goes he still makes his Woody Allen films...
ABBAS KIAROSTAMI If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
JULIE DELPY In L.A., I love the L'Ermitage in Beverly Hills. Also, the Beverly Wilshire, where they make gre...
ADAM RICHMAN Beverly Hills.
JAY LENO Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
JAY LENO I prefer to live in the country where it's quiet. Woody Allen movies there are dubbed into Itali...
PATRICIA HIGHSMITH Beverly Hills Cop II.
SEX AND THE CITY This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
COLIN MOCHRIE You decided to throw Laci and Conner away, dispose of them like they were just a piece of garbage.
SHARON ROCHA Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR In Beverly Hills, it's very spoiled in terms of the quality of life. I think the climate and the...
LISA VANDERPUMP Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
CATE BLANCHETT You can take the girl out of Beverly Hills, but you can't take the Beverly Hills out of the girl...
KIM RICHARDS Or maybe they just accept that it's wrong in God's eyes, although not in their own, and they'll worr...
CRAIG GROESCHEL Some men throw their gifts away on a life of mediocrity, great men throw everything they have into t...
GREG WERNER My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
DAVID STEINBERG There are not many A-list directors who get to make the movies they want to make. I know two: Woody ...
MARTIN LANDAU It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He di...
RADHA MITCHELL If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
ROBERT REDFORD I loved all the Aaron Spelling shows, ‘Beverly Hills 90210' and ‘Models Inc.' At that time, I ha...
PARIS HILTON I started noticing how stained the pavements are in London. The pavements in Beverly Hills aren'...
JULIE CHRISTIE I thought Beverly Hills was a gated community. I always drove around Beverly Hills because I thought...
MADCHEN AMICK I'm a writer and director, and the movie I've seen a million times is 'Stardust Memories...
ROMAN COPPOLA In New York, you've got Donald Trump, Woody Allen, a crack addict and a regular Joe, and they...
ETHAN HAWKE When people don't like you... you feel it. They don't pay attention at you... they some kind a ignor...
DEYTH BANGER I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
ORSON WELLES If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.
BOB NEWHART The only problem we have with this is the people who don't get garbage service that take their garba...
CLIFF BRONSTAD 'Beverly Hills Cop' opened up a whole world. I got the television show and movies, and I wou...
BRONSON PINCHOT If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
AUTRE NE VEUT This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.
BOB NEWHART It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.
TORI SPELLING Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It'...
DAVID LETTERMAN Some shows just go away - and that's fine. They serve their purpose and their entertainment valu...
MICHAEL CUDLITZ Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel
FRAN LEBOWITZ Swimming keeps me fit and flexible, and it helps that I have a large pool at my house in Beverly Hil...
NOBU MATSUHISA About tidying up a toy box, you should let your kids experience the selection process by touching al...
MARIE KONDO I took my daily swim at the Beverly Hills Hotel pool despite the presence of onlookers.
ESTHER WILLIAMS ...I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who d...
ADAM LEVIN New York in a way functions as another character within the story, as it does within most of Woody A...
RADHA MITCHELL I'm such a big fan of Woody Allen. I once tried staying at the same hotel as him, hoping I would...
DEEPIKA PADUKONE They said there was a garbage can in the processing room. Every kitchen has a garbage can. Our bathr...
GARY CHU Success is not only one thing. It's not only having a nice house in Beverly Hills and driving a ...
MALIK BENDJELLOUL Assertiveness is telling people to stop unloading their garbage inside your home; may it be real gar...
JOHN B. BEJO My early prose style - this is so embarrassing - was sort of a suburban, Presbyterian knockoff of Wo...
JOHN HUGHES After working with Woody Allen, sharing screen space with De Niro was a dream come true.
ANUPAM KHER We had numerous scoring chances in the first half that we should have put away. To leave it that clo...
BRAD BAUGHAN dont let your abuser win ,,,, brake the silence they have no right to get away with it xx
GRACE In Russia, writers with serious grievances are arrested, while in America they are merely featured o...
NEIL POSTMAN I don't know many artists who've come out of Beverly Hills, y'know? You need that strugg...
ANDERSON PAAK I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's tak...
MARC MARON Whenever the press quits abusing me I know Im in the wrong pew. I dont mind it because when they thr...
HARRY S TRUMAN The process of filmmaking is very musical, you get into the rhythm and the rhythmics of how someone ...
CHARLOTTE RAMPLING I've been there a thousand years, and I never felt comfortable. Beverly Hills - when I first saw...
PETER FALK They used to throw this stuff away.
LEO ATKINSON I'm a huge Woody Allen fan. Good movie, bad movie, it doesn't matter - I just like his movie...
SEAN PENN I'm vegan on home base, but when I travel to other countries, I throw it all into the garbage.
LAKE BELL Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they get y...
JOHN DOBBIN The morning shows don't just use people as experts, they make people into experts.
MARIE WILSON Probably the only way Woody Allen and I are similar is that he has a lot to say about Nietzsche.
T. J. MILLER Those fires in South Central spread to mid-Central, then North Wilshire, then on the verge of Hollyw...
CECIL MURRAY The Beliebers have done some pretty crazy stuff. Last week, the night before I was due to do a show ...
JUSTIN BIEBER I still do Juvederm for my lips. I go to Dr. Ourian in Beverly Hills. He's the best, and he'...
KYLIE JENNER Things happen to you they happen. They dont ask first. They dont require your permission.
CORMAC MCCARTHY They stop the run and make you throw. That's what they want you to do. They forced us to play their ...
GRADY BENNETT I do think that people get really emotionally involved in the TV shows that they love and I think th...
LISA EDELSTEIN But nothing beats a Woody Allen film on a Sunday night, with a glass of wine and some leftovers.
KATE FLEETWOOD The words I'm singing now Mean nothing more than meow to an animal
THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS Anyone can make a mistake.... It's how they learn from it and recover from it that shows their true ...
JOHN FLANAGAN Woody Allen movies notwithstanding, therapy, in the early eighties, was not exactly a hot conversati...
DAN HILL Girls shouldn't throw away their lives. They have the opportunity to not have 25 children - to m...
PAM FERRIS Now they have a riddle.

- Criminal Minds
DEYTH BANGER And what do they want!?
DEYTH BANGER I'm a big fan of 'Woody Allen' movies, so I like all the actresses in his movies like &#...
EMILY PERKINS Now they don't have to throw those cars away.
RALPH NASON Guard Your PEACE. Stay away from people Who make you angry with other people. They're poison to the ...
JOHN B. BEJO Television shows have upped the ante in their marketing to create more attention. Before, they might...
LAURI METROSE These intellectual guys don't like to have an intellectual conversation with you unless they're runn...
J.D. SALINGER For the longest time, I was Scott Ruffalo's brother. I mean, he was the mayor of Beverly Hills. ...
MARK RUFFALO Why not sit around a Beverly Hills pool collecting residual cheques? That is not the kind of life I ...
KEVIN SPACEY In Los Angeles, parenting is a competitive sport. From Beverly Hills baby boutiques to kids' yog...
SHAWN AMOS The sad part about electronics is once you buy it it is obsolete. We live in a disposable society, w...
PAULA CLARK Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's...
MITT ROMNEY This is a business. People get paid to take other people's garbage. If they take the garbage, they g...
RUDY GIULIANI Woody Allen movies are like Beatles songs. I can't name my favorite without you immediately nami...
COLIN TREVORROW People throw away what they could have by insisting on perfection, which they cannot have, and looki...
EDITH SCHAEFFER People throw away what they could have by insisting on perfection, which they cannot have, and looki...
EDITH SCHAEFFER American television, for all its faults, still has a black presence in shows and even in commercials...
DAVID HAREWOOD I can remember crying on the set of Beverly Hills 90210 after being released from the show a few yea...
HILARY SWANK realists are only realists if they dont dream ,dreamers can be more than dreamers if they achieve th...
JOHN THE DREAMER If they lie, the trust goes away. They know that. My motto always has been, 'You make of it what you...
LOREY WILSON When you make a career change there has to be some kind of connection. I remember a Beverly Hills at...
LEW RICHFIELD A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his h...
MILTON BERLE And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
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