In college I castrated 21 rats, and I got pretty good at it.

Phoebe: I may play the fool at times but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit.

I'm pretty middle-of-the-road. There are some issues I'm more conservative on.

Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.

I found the right man, got married, and just had to keep not reinventing myself, just deciding that it doesn't matter what you are if you are a good person.

[Detractors] are just wrong, and that's okay. They just don't see it yet. That's what I would tell myself to keep those moments of doubt, only moments.