In fact, I would advise against anyone doing reality shows. I won't be doing 'X Factor' just yet.

I hate reality shows that are not reality.

Reality shows are all the rage on TV at the moment, but that's not reality, it's just another aesthetic form of fiction.

What has reality shows got to do with reality? It is beyond unreality; there is nothing real about it.

I'm a nut for these 'crime reality' shows. Things like 'Forensic Files,' 'Forensic Detectives.'

If reality shows are so popular, that means their viewers are screaming for more realness.