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In fact, when these small shows book, they hit Chicago and then Kansas City, Mo., most of the time skipping over St. Louis entirely.


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ED SHIMON Friends, to me for years St. Louis represented a city of fear... humiliation... misery and terror......
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DON KNAPP That's just the love here in St. Louis. They're just crazy about their teams.
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CAROL MATTHAU In 1980, aided by $1.5 billion in loan guarantees from the U.S. government and his own pitchman rout...
CAROL LOOMIS In the different voice of women lies the truth of an ethic of care, the tie between relationship and...
CAROL GILLIGAN New legislation has just been adopted by the International Labour Organization on the Worst Forms of...
CAROL BELLAMY I would love to have written Roger Zelazny's first five books of 'Amber.' What a great i...
CAROL BERG And my first film was Carnal Knowledge, another amazing experience, largely because of Mike Nichols,...
CAROL KANE Limited partnerships are required to amend their filings whenever important changes, such as the adm...
CAROL LOOMIS When I was in college at UCLA, I took a playwriting course. I was all set to be a writer. But I had ...
CAROL BURNETT Some managements do not even think of buybacks as an option. The idea of shrinking their equity base...
CAROL LOOMIS Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
CAROL BURNETT It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by a...
CAROL BURNETT There are chapters in every life which are seldom read and certainly not aloud.
CAROL SHIELDS When I'm photographing, I think - like any rescue worker who deals with tragedy - you have to ha...
CAROL GUZY I find the question of whether gender differences are biologically determined or socially constructe...
CAROL GILLIGAN I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
CAROL BURNETT Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to te...
CAROL BURNETT We don't stop going to school when we graduate.
CAROL BURNETT I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out ag...
CAROL BURNETT Those with dissociative disorders face a big enough battle living as multiples and dealing with past...
CAROL BROAD There needs to be a nationwide awareness programme for all NHS staff, to educate them about dissocia...
CAROL BROAD ... in some sense, she ignored her physical self, as if her body were merely something impersonal ve...
CAROL LEE My parents never recognized the things that for me were achievements. I was praised for the things t...
CAROL LEE I was diagnosed with hypoglycemia, an abnormal decrease of sugar in the blood. Eventually I learned ...
CAROL ALT If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers.
CAROL ALT I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses.
CAROL ALT We must ensure that while eliminating child labor in the export industry, we are also eliminating th...
CAROL BELLAMY I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with a woman. I was divorced. I was childles...
CAROL LEIFER