In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid

It is a well-known fact that although the public is fine when taken individually, when it forms itself into large groups, it tends to act as though it has one partially consumed Pez tablet for a brain.

Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells . . . to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.

It's almost fruitless sometimes because a lot of the judges accept the DA's explanation – it's almost like it could be any explanation, ... I think their thinking is, 'How can we disprove that's not the real reason?'