Chuck Klosterman
Related MARA WILSON ROBERT ENGLUND Thank you so much for including me in this year's It List. I couldn't believe it when I found out! I... DAKOTA FANNING KID ROCK When I auditioned for 'Fargo,' there was something about it that I was hungry for because of... RACHEL KELLER DAVID J. C. MACKAY UNKNOWN BRITNEY SPEARS My dad's a scientist, and my mom's a teacher, so I didn't grow up in a family that was i... ELOISE MUMFORD JUNIOR SEAU I barely watch TV apart from the news. Most of it is rubbish. There's all this reality nonsense ... LARRY HAGMAN Well, you know, in this crazy world of entertainment, I would say if you have a dream, you have to p... CAPRICE BOURRET If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste... GARY F EVANS... TWYLA THARP In college, I wrote newspaper articles and songs. Then, on my 21st birthday, I sold my first book. I... JANE YOLEN I'll read any anthologies or collection I can get my hands on. If I find a book mentioned in ... ELLEN DATLOW We all knew the book well because it's the cult book in Latin America. For me, this was a sacred... WALTER SALLES VIGGO MORTENSEN Chum was a British boy's weekly which, at the end of the year was bound into a single huge book;... A. E. VAN VOGT Here's the thing: I was charming. Well read and well spoken. Observant and even kind. In other w... VICTOR LAVALLE I definitely have a shareholders' perspective. I'm not doing that altruistically. I'm do... HAROLD SIMMONS I think I was 9, and my mom ordered them for me from a catalogue. They bred like crazy, and I was se... K. A. APPLEGATE PETE CARROLL It is entertainment; we mustn't forget that. Dance is entertainment. You can have the best techn... DARCEY BUSSELL Many people don't realize that we actually produce six different newspapers and the HCN (Houston C... CYNTHIA CALVERT Many people don't realize that we actually produce six different newspapers and the HCN (Houston C... CYNTHIA CALVERT They were all wonderful sportsmen and for many of them it was a chance for them to get away from Hol... CURT GOWDY WAVY GRAVY MEGHAN MARKLE I come from a long line of people that write. My folks ran a weekly newspaper. SAM WYLY I wanted to be a cool mom. It was hectic. I felt very isolated for a long time, but in the end, it w... YOLANDI VISSER I don't think you can say something is or isn't magic. That's what was cool about Houdin... DAVID BLAINE SUNDAY ADELAJA BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG GEORGE R. R. MARTIN I was asked about doing a nude shoot for men's magazine GQ. I thought it was the funniest thing ... JULIE WALTERS It's certainly anyone's prerogative to say, 'I liked something more when it was this'... JUSTIN KIRK I did a lot of choral music in high school, and that was kind of my primary, stable outlet for music... AUTRE NE VEUT I'm a sports fanatic. It's hard for me to commit to the weekly, episodic nature of televisio... 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There was a little group of ... KEVIN DURAND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE I was like, 'Well, why not? This is what you do. This is your job.' So when I asked him for help, he... BRYAN MATTISON That crossover of whether it's entertainment or news is the biggest crock of b.s. in television ... VINCE MCMAHON It's been well received by the vendors and sponsors. If it's successful and we get a good response, ... DENNIS CASE TOM COLICCHIO IRV KUPCINET I inherited them, so I got it like that. But I hear you can actually get dimples for a certain price... CAMILLE GUATY Because of my job, I get a lot of opportunity to grab a few days here and there in many cool cities ... NATALIE DORMER I'm in a comic book now. That was cool. That's something that I'm still sorta reeling ab... RUTINA WESLEY MACAULAY CULKIN I wanted to do 'Oh Shenandoah' because that's the town I was born in - as a tribute to m... CHARLIE HADEN CHUCK NORRIS MATT DAMON I notice how well or badly a guy treats a waiter, or whether he's kind to some people and not to... SARAH WYNTER MALCOLM TURNBULL ISABELLA ROSSELLINI 'Breathe In' was such a big deal for me. It was my first anything. Before that, I was going ... MACKENZIE DAVIS STORMZY NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON The 'EU in a Nutshell' is a miscellany of facts and anecdotes about the system which rules u... DANIEL HANNAN I did a shoot for 'Sports Illustrated,' and my grandpa called me and asked when my issue of ... JASMINE TOOKES I think it's easy for people to say, 'Because you do this, you must be this kind of person, ... LAMAR ODOM Chum was a British boy's weekly which, at the end of the year was bound into a single huge book; and... A. E. VAN VOGT Well I was eight years old, and I have an older cousin who is three years older than me and she was ... HAILEE STEINFELD PAUL SIMON RICK MORANIS EARL CAMPBELL Sometimes I wish I was one of those artists like David Bowie. They're not putting their private ... JOHN GRANT I remember when I got to 16, my mum was like, 'No, now you've got to go and get a proper job... KELLY BROOK I never really had a job, because I've been cycling from such a young age: there was never reall... LAURA TROTT MILEY CYRUS He kind of set the curve on weekly newspapers and stayed on top of innovations in the newspaper busi... BOB FISHER My parents met in the theatre, and I thought that was so romantic. My dad was a scenic designer and ... SKYE MCCOLE BARTUSIAK JASON MRAZ Well I forgot how different it was because I've been here for about four or five years. It's... LATRELL SPREWELL DEYTH BANGER I was in Europe a little while ago, and USA TODAY ran this item about how I was washing bike shorts ... THE BEATLES CANDACE CAMERON BURE That's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't... ALAN KING When you do a play, or even a movie, you have weeks to finesse your character. You really understand... D. B. SWEENEY My mom was a dancer, my dad's a singer and I've always had that kind of music in my life. ELVIS STOJKO TAMMARA WEBBER NATALIE PORTMAN PAUL BUTCHER CARRIE PRESTON
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