In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and every kind of animal in the world will drift in for refreshments.

The religio-hucksterism surrounding the Schiavo case makes DeMille's Hollywood crusades look like amateur night. This circus is the latest and most egregious in a series of cultural shocks that have followed Election Day 2004, when a fateful exit poll question on 'moral values' ignited a take-no-prisoners political grab by moral zealots.

Every Tuesday night since she made it to Hollywood, we're full up.

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.