In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture.

Anthropology is the science which tells us that people are the same the whole world over-except when they are different.

Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.

You carry forever the fingerprint that comes from being under someone's thumb.

We want to make our point that we want an anti-bullying policy. We're not going to back off.

The reaction to me out on the stump was quite hostile.