In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going.

I noticed you are not noticing me.

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more.

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.