In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.

To be looked at (from the Other Side of the Glass) with One Eye, Close to, for Almost an Hour.

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.