In speaking of so-called Christians being in church: "Just because a mouse gets in a cookie jar, doesn't make it a cookie!"

I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!

Servile, and base, and mercenary, is the notion of Christian practice among the bulk of nominal Christians. They give no more than they dare not with-hold; they abstain from nothing but what they must not practise.

true Christians consider themselves not as satisfying some rigorous creditor, but as discharging a debt of gratitude

He said he talked to Jesus all the time. Even when he was driving his car. That killed me. I just see the big phony bastard shifting into first gear and asking Jesus to send him a few more stiffs.

Something is wrong when our lives make sense to unbelievers.