In terms of the building, nothing like this has ever happened before.

The East fell off. But the North, the South and the West are still there.

You get concerned. The building is one of the signature buildings on the grounds. People photograph it so often.

I'm just happy if we make (the playoffs). If we don't make it to Augusta, it's still a successful season. They work hard and I enjoyed them this year.

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

Out there somewhere there is a love who will never dream of calling you too much. Who speaks, like you, in poetry and candlewax and stardust. Who runs outside on stormy nights to howl at the moon. Who collects bones and sings incantation and talks to the ancestors. And that lover, when you find him or her, will see you and know you – just as you are and just as you should be.

And they will say yes. Yes, you. I will go there with you. I have been waiting for this.