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MARK LINN-BAKER ALEX TABARROK I thought people would ask me really personal questions because I've shown more of myself, but i... CHARLOTTE GAINSBOURG You've got different people that have different views of New Orleans. When you say 'New Orle... TROMBONE SHORTY JAMES CAMERON SUSAN GEORGE BOB BEAMON We're in a point in life that we can have entertainment anywhere --- at any time. We're so incredibl... KAREN CHUPKA STEPHEN GRAHAM JONES NICK CANNON PARK SHIN-HYE Ron was always my favorite character, because I feel like I relate to him, like we've both got r... RUPERT GRINT JIMMY KIMMEL My mother saw the magazine, and she was like, 'You made it.' I've been on Showtime and C... SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There... JACK WHITEHALL JO BRAND ANDY COHEN At the heart of this all is Andy - was Andy. That's what she loved, helping people one at a time. DOUG ANDERSON WHITNEY HOUSTON You can't get anywhere without the people who have come into your life. IAN SOMERHALDER CAROL BURNETT For 10 days after the Olympics, I couldn't go back to my house because people were sitting outsi... LAURA TROTT KEVIN HART EDDIE IZZARD FAY WRAY DENIS LEARY KATHLEEN HANNA RUSSELL CROWE I have always been a sucker for ballads, but you have to be careful these days, you can't overlo... JOE COCKER Comedy industry people, like club owners, comedians, managers, bookers and the like, all know it's h... JUDY BROWN RHYS DARBY JAY KAY This is a very highly charged investigation. People are very interested in this, and we've got a... ALBERTO GONZALES TINA FEY TREY PARKER CHUCK SCHUMER VINCE LOMBARDI I think, in terms of corporate philosophy, I've always believed that you've got to treat peo... KIRAN MAZUMDAR-SHAW FRANCOISE SAGAN TOM STOPPARD MICHAEL BLOOMBERG KEANU REEVES In the '90s there were these great end of the world movies like 'Armageddon' and 'De... LORENE SCAFARIA HANNIBAL BURESS The quarterback, you can play with a lot of big injuries. You get a little injury like an index fing... ELI MANNING People who are getting up in years die in the winter when the days are short, and in the hours after... IRA SOLENBERGER CARRIE FISHER In the '90s, I think I rediscovered my guitar. The Jam was obviously very guitar-based, but in t... PAUL WELLER ALAN RICKMAN MIKE NICHOLS (In the fourth quarter), we put some people in who wanted to play. We got back to playing defense an... BARON DAVIS I look for people who have drive, who have ambition, who are humble. I've hired many people at v... TONY FERNANDES I think the process of 'SNL' is still pretty formal. You make an audition tape, your agent s... NOEL WELLS I support the homies, like Mike Jay and Hannibal Buress. And I listen to Comedy Central Radio in the... KENAN THOMPSON CHUCK BERRY If you really think you have something good, you can't take no for an answer. You've got to ... BILLY EICHNER People have all these preconceptions about me. Whereas if you look at the roles, Henry Hill was the ... RAY LIOTTA I've had people break into profiles on my Internet; they got into my accounts. This was at the b... LAURA DONNELLY ROBERT KRAFT It's not the '90s anymore. I think the gay community is a lot more accepted these days. TILA TEQUILA BILL GOLDBERG BRAD PAISLEY My favorite thing about this business is you're just jammed in a room on a set with like-minded ... KAITLIN DOUBLEDAY It's just frustrating, ... All you're trying to do is help and get help to people in need and you se... SHAQUILLE O'NEAL I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the l... ERIC BRISTOW I've never seen a low point. I like to believe that they don't exist. SHREYA GHOSHAL nice house, very swee... RICHARD YATES The tough thing about radio is I've met a lot of people in it who like my music. But it's ha... CHRIS ISAAK You watch stuff like 'The Real Housewives' and you start to think, 'We're all so vac... MIKE WHITE I was a paperboy first, then I worked at a movie theater. But I was a caddie at a golf club, which I... MIKE POSNER You'd be surprised at the number of people that eventually come to shelters. It's very low. During I... JAMIE TURNER JULIETTE LEWIS The minute you hear the word 'share,' you start thinking Twitter and Facebook. These are the... DAVID PERRY Playing live is really the art form. You're a lot freer, a lot looser. You've got people the... BUTCH TRUCKS ALBERT FINNEY
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Hannibal Burress is my polar opposite in energy. I can be crazy, and he grounds the 'Eric Andre ... 
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With the price of life these days, you've got to get everything for free you can. 
I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb pe... 
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I've found that the people who play villains are the nicest people in the world, and people who ... 
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I used to like humorous people in the past, but these days, I like serious people more. 
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