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WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
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WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
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WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
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WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
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WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
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WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
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WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
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WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
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