In the event that your feminist activities are discovered, quick diversions include bursting into song, asking him how to fix something in the room and fainting.

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.

i find it funny how republicans want less government yet their actions contradict this. if they want less government how about they just stop participating in the government and then there will be less government.

Lipstick?" He arched a brow.
"I'm on the hunt for my perfect shade," I respond, deadpan.
"Ditch the magenta. Your olive skin screams for rose." His deadpan is better than mine.

State your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch.

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!