In the fall of 1943 we brought home our second son, whom we named Alexander.
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TOM MORRIS Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an...
LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD The FHSAA sanctioned bowling as a competitive sport in the fall of 2003 and we are currently in our ...
CAROL CHALU In our home we grew up thinking we were Mormons first and human beings second.
SONIA JOHNSON The words you can’t find, you borrow.
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CRAIG GROESCHEL He looks up and the loss in his Noise is so great it feels like I'm standing on the edge of an abyss...
PATRICK NESS I was never happier than on the nights we stayed home, lying on the living room rug. We talked about...
ANN PATCHETT In the house in Beverly Hills where our four children grew up, living conditions were a few thousand...
HARPO MARX In 1944 James Arthur and Minnie Susan were added to the Marx household.
HARPO MARX Susan, an only child who never had any roots, and I, a lone wolf who got married 20 years to late, w...
HARPO MARX Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
HARPO MARX I was the same kind of father as I was a harpist - I played by ear.
HARPO MARX Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
HARPO MARX He looked like something that had gotten loose from Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
HARPO MARX We felt he was our second son, ... He was a beloved, dear, trusted and talented friend.
BLAKE EDWARDS When We have Patience in our minds and Love in our hearts, Nothing appears to be impossible or unrea...
PHILIP T.M Our Savior is our true Mother in whom we are endlessly born and out of whom we shall never come.
JULIAN OF NORWICH In the second half, our shots started to fall, but the good thing was we found out we could play man...
TOM HANK The more we give, the more we reap the benefits of feeling good in helping others. We are all capabl...
ANGIE KARAN A couple of customers interrupted [...] who wanted to know if we had some YA book about ants and ali...
SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON We need a shift in our message and in our pulpit
SUNDAY ADELAJA This was huge. We have to protect our home court and this keeps us in second place.
JASON SCANLAN We should not blame people by the mistakes of others.
DANIEL MELGAçO We are having our second review by the city for our site plan. We expect to be able to pull building...
BILL CLARKE We really suffered. We suffered financially and emotionally. We sold our home, our second car, anyth...
CATHY PETERSON The bulbs we planted in the fall should be in full bloom the first and second week of April.
SCOTT JOHNSON The reason why the Son of God took upon him our nature, was, the fall of our first parents.
GEORGE WHITEFIELD We came out firing with the two home runs. Our bats kind of went quiet in the second, third, fourth ...
ERIC WEDEMEYER We do not choose to be born...We do not--most of us, choose to die, or the times or conditions of ou...
JOSEPH EPSTEIN My son, despise not the chastening of the LORD; neither be weary of his correction: / For whom the L...
BIBLE We've got exactly what we need to fulfill our destiny!
ABHISHEK KUMAR God manifests himself to us in the first degree through the life of the universe, and in the second ...
VICTOR HUGO Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
ANONYMOUS We've been dangling that medal in front of the town for three years. It's time we brought it home.
LENNY SMITH We play pretty good at home. Actually, we play extremely well at home. But away from home, we just a...
JOSE GIL We didn't hit shots. We were getting the same exact shots in the second half, and they did not fall.
BRIAN GOLUB Marx was wrong; jealousy and pride, emotional forces, are just as responsible as hunger and necessit...
EUGENE IONESCO We knew we had to be more aggressive, stop letting them get offensive rebounds and pick up our defen...
JOSH DUELL We came out in the second half and dominated. We played, we won balls, we passed well. We came out a...
KATIE GRAVEL I'm already gone. I died that night on the side of that road with my sister.
TRISHA LEAVER Perfection isn't everything," she said as she turned and walked away. "I think the flaws are what ma...
TRISHA LEAVER With her I'd buried myself, every memory of who I was now, six feet under with the sister I'd put th...
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The universe may for...
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NICK HORNBY Today we honored the Columbia crew. We brought Discovery home safely. It's a great day.
BILL PARSONS The only thing that we cannot control is our supporters.
JOSE MOURINHO One whom it is easier to hate, but still easier to quote--Alexander Pope.
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ARZELL I don't know where to go. I don't know what comes now."
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SATHESH KUMAR M The island is ours. Here, in some way, we are young forever.
E.LOCKHART اگر میخواهید جایی زندگی کنید که مردمش از موش ها نمیترسن...
EMILY LOCKHART You hate cake doughnuts."
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E.LOCKHART There are parallel universes in which different events have happened to the same people. An alternat...
E. LOCKHEART There is not even a scrabble word for how bad I feel.
E. LOCKHEART He was contemplation and enthusiasm. Ambition and strong coffee.
E. LOCKHART Johnny, he is bounce, effort, and snark.
Mirren, she is sugar, curiosity, and rain.
Gat, h...
E.LOCKHART Everything doesn't seem like anything when you love someone. Especially when you're young.
E. LOCKHART We came out cold in the second half. We kept shooting and hoping they would fall, but we kept taking...
COLTEN ANDERSON Maybe there isn’t such a thing as fate. Maybe it’s just the opportunities we’re given, and wha...
MARISSA MEYER Didn't bring enough energy to start. Second half, we brought it.
DEONTE TATUM We closed the restaurant in New Orleans and brought the entire staff to San Francisco. But we had to...
PAUL PRUDHOMME I am not better than you because of my religion, color, culture, education, status, wealth, etc. I a...
NAJWA ZEBIAN We brought this case in the interest of our shareholders and employees.
CHRIS WINANS We have entered the fall with much better backlog in place for delivery in the second quarter. We ar...
BRIAN HALLA We have entered the fall with much better backlog in place for delivery in the second quarter. We ar...
BRIAN L. HALLA Missouri is home to several of the finest public tennis facilities in the nation. This one, named fo...
BILLIE JEAN KING My daughter is a freshman in college and my son is - well, our daughter and our son - is a sophomore...
ERIKA SLEZAK I suggest you keep your distance from her and concentrate on your own work.”
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ERIN MORGENSTERN I was very scared for the future of my son, Alexander. I wanted to be free, and, more importantly, I...
ARNOLD IRCHAI St. Anthony is my patron saint. That's who my son was named after. We went into St. Anthony's Chapel...
CARMEN PROVIANO Feast of Barnabas the Apostle A united confession of the Name, a united worship of the Father, t...
F. D. MAURICE We came out and played hard. We didn't want to go home in second place.
ANDREA BLODGETT We really thought we had that game won, but luck didn't fall our way. We had a tough time getting ov...
ASHLEY LONCARICH Orion is above the horizon now, and near it Jupiter, brighter than it will ever be ... But i expect ...
THOMAS HARRIS I was born in Argentina, June 13, 1943. I brought up my parents very well, so they let me come to Am...
EMILIO AMBASZ And king Zedekiah the son of Josiah reigned instead of Coniah the son of Jehoiakim, whom Nebuchadrez...
BIBLE The death of our son was one of the roughest times we had in our marriage. But we leaned on one anot...
HOWARD MARTIN I'm sure that the average person thought we would fold up right there. That's all everyone thinks we...
CHUCK DARBY This is our second time in three years. We know how it feels (not to win a state championship). We d...
DAVID MAGLEY We had to pick it up (in the second half). We did not want to go home tonight.
LISA WILLIS The earth had two children; A son named Adam and a daughter
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CATHY FREEMAN What we, Alexander City Arts Inc. try to do is just bring a variety of programs for our series.
BEVERLY THOMAS We are not aware of any contact made with those who are holding our four team members. We continue t...
JESSICA PHILLIPS I feel like our substitute players really worked hard in the second half to get us back in the match...
BUDD DITCHENDORF I was at ease in everything, to be sure, but at the same time satisfied with nothing. Each joy made ...
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GROUCHO MARX The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.
KARL MARX Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
GROUCHO MARX While the miser is merely a capitalist gone mad, the capitalist is a rational miser.
KARL MARX A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
GROUCHO MARX I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
GROUCHO MARX