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Related ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL With five minutes to go at a timeout, I looked down and everybody was gasping for air. But our goal ... MATT ARNOLD JODI PICOULT SENDHIL MULLAINATHAN Everything was going in. I knew in the first five minutes we were looking good. Shots were going in ... DUANE ERWIN I'll be home in 15 minutes. Call me back in 15 minutes. MARVIN ANDERSON HOWARD TAYLER Five minutes after something happened might not be the best time for you to get into your Facebook a... PATIENCE JOHNSON ACTION BRONSON JAMES ALTUCHER HAROLD PRINCE Our coaches emphasized defense tonight and an up-tempo game. They just tell us, 'Go as hard as you c... DARRYL FEEMSTER ANDY WARHOL The first few minutes everybody was tight. We had to try and create our own energy. JAY TUNNELL The fact that they're being delayed . . . whether it's two minutes or five minutes or 15 . . . I can... CATHARINE BURT That's three great shooters that can change the game in couple of minutes. We're going to be dangero... MANU GINOBILI Even those elderly people who did modest amounts of gentle exercise, such as walking for 15 minutes ... ERIC LARSON ABRAHAM LINCOLN Sometimes we have pressure in the last five minutes and today that happened again. I think everybody... ANDRES NOCIONI ANDY WARHOL RICHARD PRICE BRADLEY WHITFORD She was intimidating and all I could do was sit back on the couch as she paced back and forth, slowl... IN THE MAKING That isn't going to do it. Twenty-five minutes? Coach told us if we play 40 minutes, we can be the b... MARCUS WILLIAMS We live in a media age. In many respects, it is more important for people to be known in the media c... LEE RAINIE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. I was lucky enough to get to perform on stage in front of 20 million people on TV, and 150 thousand ... MARK MOTHERSBAUGH In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare. NICOLE HOLLANDER Twenty minutes ought to be enough to get everybody cranked up, fired up and going pretty good. Then ... HOPE HINES In some situations, five minutes can make a big difference. He just made that split-second decision ... DR. MICHAEL AKHIYAT CAMERON DALLAS Let us... RALPH WALDO EMERSON You get to the rink, stretch for 10-15 minutes, go on the ice 20 minutes before practice starts and ... HENRIK LUNDQVIST LOU HOLTZ ROBERT DARNTON When you cross that boundary, it's like stepping into the stone age. You have to become your own ava... BRUCE TREMPER 15 minutes a day! Give me just this and I'll prove I can make you a new man. CHARLES ATLAS Who is most likely to bother about your happiness? You, yourself. So like yourself, love yourself, c... EVERSKEPTIC 15 minutes a day! Give me just this and I'll prove I can make you a new man. CHARLES ATLAS It definitely helps out. You can go in and play hard for five minutes and not worry about getting ti... LUKE ROGERS God never said that you will live an average or unfulfilled life. You and the people who programmed ... MADDY MALHOTRA PENN JILLETTE Now is everythingKAREN HACKEL Everybody thinks they'll never get married at your age. You think you can go on all your life being ... ALAN SILLITOE OSCAR WILDE I like to do at least 15 minutes of cardio every day if I can fit it in. BELLA HADID TOM FORD The National Guard had an air-conditioned hut. It was like one hour in line to visit for five minute... ANDREW GREEN I would do 15 minutes in English, then go do 45 minutes in Spanish. It was a lot of work. ALFREDO GUTIERREZ We're happy we won 7-1, but momentum can change in five minutes. DAVE BARR Stop bitching about everybody else and what they’ve done to you and start cleaning up your own shi... MAX PATRICK MEGAN MIRANDA I love yoga, and I love circuit training where you can do five exercises, 15-20 reps of each exercis... JESSICA LOWNDES URSULA K. LE GUIN I have olive skin, so if I'm in the sun for even 15 minutes, I turn brown. AUDRINA PATRIDGE If you're in the merchandising business, you have to have people expert in merchandising. You need t... ALLEN QUESTROM We've had something like five games in 15 days and around 65 to 70 minutes the players started to ge... GUIDO BUCHWALD FRANCINE RIVERS In the age of cellphone cameras, everybody thinks of themselves as a tracker. CARL FORTI MEHMET MURAT ILDAN LAILAH GIFTY AKITA SHIV KHERA We can make a card with anything from five free minutes to three free hours. ARIC MARCH We fell apart in the last 15 minutes. ARMONDO CIMA This great imperialistic world called the United States has made us believe that an Oscar is the mos... JAVIER BARDEM We're not fast food, so don't expect to get your food in 15 minutes. DENNIS CHANDLER OSHO LEONARDO DA VINCI If nothing else, it slows you down for 10 or 15 minutes. Everybody is always in a big hurry ... You ... BILL MCCORMACK You can't make everybody love you. It's an exercise in futility, and it's probably not e... ROBERT CRUMB NIKKI ROWE Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", be... JACK HANDY In very big companies, you find less entrepreneurialism than you really want to see. Success is defi... BERNARD L. SCHWARTZ Nature conservation can seem so remote. But in your own garden you can make a difference and you can... KEN THOMPSON Write to Say something,SHASHIDHAR SA It really is something special that you can always remember. We knew we had to be perfect in the fir... MARTIN GERBER LAILAH GIFTY AKITA When she was younger, she felt that he wanted to know everything about her, but she was sometimes af... MICHAEL STEIN I think everybody can identify, you know, with this sort of struggle to decide for yourself who you ... BARRY JENKINS [?] For me, it has to be mentality, ... We have to go into games with the mentality that we're not g... JASON KREIS In five minutes you should know if people have confirmed, calculated & considered your vision. ONYI ANYADO When you put yourself in the position to have to come back like that it forces your hand. You have t... ERIC LONG COLM MEANEY In the beginning, there was nothing and from nothing came our species then behold the dawn of music.... GARY F EVANS... Allow yourself to be bored for few minutes each day. It will help you to unlock the hidden potential... ARVIND MEHTA A. R. RAHMAN BEN AFFLECK Fantasy is sort of a blank slate that everybody can project their own culture onto. Everybody can re... D. B. WEISS This is something everybody can do. And you don't even have to do the 30 minutes all at one time. If... STEVEN BLAIR If we never make it, then don't ever to fake it...
sometimes accepting a failure will make you be an... ABHIYANDA B. Some groups would struggle to make five minutes, so they'd put more randomness in the act. BRIAN MEHLER A 300pp novel can easily become a 200pp novel by printing with smaller type; a 100pp screenplay can ... ANTONY JOHNSTON ANNIE LENNOX EZRA KOENIG The way it was in Philadelphia, after we got on the streak good, we stood around for a while with ou... JOHN BUZHARDT We have a drill in practice where we put five minutes on the clock and are down by 15 points. During... SCOTT KERSTETTER
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I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody wi... 
In nineteen minutes, you can mow the front lawn; color your hair; watch a third of a hockey game. In... 
Time can be dissected easily: an hour can be cut up in many ways. Fifteen minutes on this memo, a fi... 
New orders: Make sure everybody who doesn't want to live here is aboard in five minutes. We are leav... 
You can make a hit song in 15 minutes. I don't know about someone else's song, but songs tha... 
Money you lose you can always make back. But even five minutes of time lost is gone forever. 
I was there when the quote-unquote golden age of musical theater was flourishing. I met everybody wh... 
In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. 
I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace. 
If I can tell you the story from beginning to end in five minutes, I'm ready to start writing. Then ... 
Anybody who can dial a telephone can master tennis scoring in about 15 minutes. 
Not everybody can be famous but everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. 
YouTube, as longer form, the content you make there has to keep you entertained for three minutes - ... 
Five minutes of today are worth as much to me, as five minutes in the next millennium.
I think that everybody needs four things in life. Everybody needs something to do regardless of age.... 
People sometimes announce that we have entered 'the information age' as if information did n... 
There is this tremendous amount of arrogance and hubris, where somebody can look at something for fi... 
That does not seem to me to be a grave objection. Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London socie... 
I don't think fashion has to change every five minutes. I'd like these to be clothes you can... 
Alot can happen in eleven minutes. Decker can run two miles in eleven minutes. I once wrote an Engli... 
There's a point, around the age of twenty, when you have to choose whether to be like everybody else... 
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If you can make your name and your works very famous and at the same time can succeed in making your... 
You can make time to read for 10-20 minutes daily. 
Let me share a famous life history with you. This was a man who failed in business at the age of twe... 
He must become crazy like you, he must be a fool, he must allow you to laugh at him. Then you will n... 
Learning acquired in youth arrests the evil of old age; and if you understand that old age has wisdo... 
I urge you to sit with yourself for 5 minutes and pour your heart out, ask yourself the serious ques... 
Be yourself, be who you can be. 
I played trombone for 10 minutes, and then I was in an accordion band in school for even less. 
I was famous from the age of 13, and after a while you become immune to it - in a good way. You look... 
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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother 
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