In the past five years, you'd have seen a much bigger return on your money if it had been in toys than if it was placed with a bank. We have investors spending from a few hundred pounds a month up to £50,000 or £60,000.

She's pitched for us in the past, and we think with her coming back, we'll be alright. It's really uncharted territory, but I think we'll be fine once we get about to the middle of the season.

Even with extensive coverage of clergy misconduct over the past decade, congregations still make no plans for handling moral failure until it happens. Then it's too late.

It was a misunderstanding. It's football. A lot of guys get into arguments. It's in the past. I don't hold grudges.

We were plagued by inherent time delays in the process, and we were paying significant amounts of money for a less than optimum result. Our legacy system did not offer the ability to implement speech recognition on that platform.

Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research, it is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts an