In the philosophical dialect, a cynic takes an insult as a compliment since opposition is already his style.

The only activity a cynic will find contagious is yawning, that is, with other people, at other people.

I never feel unsafe except for when the majority is on my side.

There is this common notion that people are shallow and ignorant until they go out and see the world. I, on the other hand, went out and in comparison realized I was in pretty good standing.

To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it.

Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing.