In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls.

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

I went to Ohio University studying arts and history, and playing football. But I was only interested in girls, my pals and sports. I only did the minimum for school.

You can try something without having to buy a full bottle, and (young consumers) are used to drinking beer or flavored malt beverages out of the bottle, ... It's really a natural way for them to enter the category.

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.