In times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings--artists, scientists, clowns and philosophers--to create order. In times such as ours, however, when there is too much order, too much management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relive the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption.
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Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES All art is exorcism. I paint dreams and visions too; the dreams and visions of my time. Painting is ... OTTO DIX Clay in the hands of a good potter suffers so many good turns, but in the end, we see its real and t... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH In the journey of life, certain paths may seem to be leading nowhere because of a mountain or hill o... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The comfort zone is always the most desirable place to be. But in settling for comfort, there is a p... SIMON BARNES Life is a journey of faces. Each face sees a new group of people changing the face of life and livin... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Having too much of anything results in chaos, confusion and clutter. GERALIN THOMAS And while I'm sure they're very admirable and brave and all the rest of it, I don't personally fancy... J.K. ROWLING I'm always highly irritated by people who imply that writing fiction is an escape from reality. It i... FLANNERY O'CONNOR Hard to restrain, unstable is this mind; it flits wherever it lists. Good it is to control the mind.... GAUTAMA BUDDHA Eros (or call it lust if you will), is like a beautiful, magnificent Afghan Hound! A pure white Afgh... C. JOYBELL C. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foo... CHARLES DICKENS The real thing that keeps men and women apart, is fear. Women blame men and men blame women, but the... C. JOYBELL C. Today the same thing over. I've got it up the tree again. MARK TWAIN The unfortunate thing is that, sometimes, we slip, but, fortunately, consciously or unconsciously, w... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH We have tears in our eyes As we wave our goodbyes, We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL Education in the past has been too much inspiration and too little information. E. FRANKLIN FRAZIER He who fails to know his real and true competitor shall never be able to give a good account of his ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The problem with fascism and communism, however, is not that they are too critical of religion; the ... SAM HARRIS How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine." The Q... LEWIS CARROLL He felt even angrier that Dumbledore was showing signs of weakness. He had no business being weak wh... J.K. ROWLING I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planet... JOHN F. KENNEDY And what good is a voice when so few will listen? STACEY JAY When each and every believer rises up to serve others and function according to their capacity, the ... HENRY HON God created us in his image, male and female, with personhood and sexual passions, so that when he c... JOHN PIPER Who are we if not the stories we pass down? What happens when there's no one left to tell those stor... CARRIE RYAN Anger - a beast within us that needs taming. SARU SINGHAL We pay a price for everything we get or take in this world; and although ambitions are well worth ha... L.M. MONTGOMERY At the end of the warehouse was a dais constructed from pallets of books: stack of vampire novels, w... RICK RIORDAN Some of the most unkind,judgmental people I've ever known go to church every Sunday and read the Bib... JUDITH MCNAUGHT The history of the Victorian Age will never be written: we know too much about it. LYTTON STRACHEY The mark of a real man, is a man who can allow himself to fall deeply in love with a woman. But the ... C. JOYBELL C. Anything man can make, man can destroy. JONATHAN ANTHONY BURKETT Percy was getting tired of water. If he said that aloud, he would probably get kicked out of Po... RICK RIORDAN Too much reason limits man to the physical world and blinds his imagination to the greater things th... JOHN KRAMER Pastor Smith did not have the religious constitution needed to provide salvation for any of us who�... CHERYL R COWTAN Always Be Ready For Anything that Comes: Bananas, Chips, College, an Opportunity, so when it does yo... DANIEL OJEDA The Biggest Threat to our Democracy, Freedoms and Future is Leadership that fosters and Appeases the... MICHAEL HARRIS I don't know if I have a favorite color. KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl. KATE MIDDLETON Use your heart. Understand. Learn to see things in the now, not as they were or will be, or as ... E.J. PATTEN I do not serve and never will serve the human body. I serve only the human soul - the soul that is t... ABHIJIT NASKAR Life is neither a glorious highlight reel nor a monstrous tragedy. Every day is a good day to live a... KILROY J. OLDSTER If in barbed wire things can bloom, why couldn't I? I will not die, I will not die. FRIEDL AND THE CHILDREN OF TEREZIN Yay!” Tyson went around the couches and gave everyone a big hug—even Octavian, who didn't look t... RICK RIORDAN Hazel!” he yelled. “That box! Open it!” She hesitated, then saw the box he meant. Te labe... RICK RIORDAN If not for the horses, Piper would've died. RICK RIORDAN Pluto's pauldrons,” Reyna cursed. RICK RIORDAN We still should have enough time to reach Rome.” Hazel scowled. “When you say should hav... RICK RIORDAN This is Buford,” Leo announced. “You name your furniture?” Frank asked. RICK RIORDAN He’d learned years ago it was better not to dwell too much on who was related to whom on the godly... RICK RIORDAN Did someone just call me the wine dude ?” he asked in a lazy drawl. “It’s Bacchus, pleas... RICK RIORDAN Reyna looked at Percy without much hope. “You do have a plan?” Percy wanted to step ... RICK RIORDAN Percy blinked. “So your brother is a winged horse. But you’re also my half brother, which means ... RICK RIORDAN I can’t believe how much this place has grown,” Hazel muttered. The taxi driver grinned in... RICK RIORDAN at a point you've asked too much of human beings and it's not intelligent to keep going. TREVOR FETTER Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over. RICHARD CARLSON Government has to be cut back like asparagus... every day... or it gets away and goes to seed. Ours ... PAUL HARVEY I think it is the duty of all human beings, as intelligent and communicative beings, to learn all th... JONATHAN CULVER Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. In order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are needed: They must be fit for... JOHN RUSKIN In order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are needed: they must be fit for... JOHN RUSKIN We are as gods to beasts of the field. We order the time of their birth and the time of their death.... TERRY PRATCHETT May I never neither turn left nor turn right in my journey of life, but may I go straight to Christ ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Cam restored her clothing slowly, his strong hands lifting her from the beech. Crushing her close, h... LISA KLEYPAS An Indigo Bunting let out a trill, a cheery song, reminding me of better days, of hope and happiness... CHERYL R COWTAN While Maddox now believed the demon did not want to hurt Ashlyn, he wasn't willing to take a chance.... GENA SHOWALTER Your life today is the result of a series of decisions you made that have caused you to arrive where... CHRIS PRENTISS A strong personal philosophy does more than sustain us through the tragedies of life. It also stains... CHRIS PRENTISS The answers are never "out there." All the answers are "in there," inside you, waiting to be discove... CHRIS PRENTISS Both management and union labor realize that things must change in order for us to grow and prosper.... MICHAEL CULLINANE Lark wrapped an arm around me and started to speak until Bailey’s startled voice interrupted us. A... BIJOU HUNTER The battle is not physical, it is spiritual and your mind is the battleground. Keep your mind pure a... JEANETTE CORON The doubt has the mysterious power to bring out the hidden reality of life. ANUJ SOMANY Now is the only time we have, and the only time we have any control over. RICHARD CARLSON Contrary to general belief, an artist is never ahead of his [sic!] time but most people are far behi... EDGARD VARèSE There is such a thing as tempting the gods. TalkIng too much, too soon and with too much self-satisf... MEG GREENFIELD There is such a thing as tempting the gods. Talking too much, too soon and with too much self-satisf... MEG GREENFIELD Well, Nigeria has played a constructive role in peacekeeping in various parts of West Africa. But un... SUSAN RICE Frank held up the Chinese handcuffs. “Keep it simple. RICK RIORDAN Festus just detected a large group of eagles behind us—long-range radar, still not in sight.” RICK RIORDAN Gods of Olympus.” Piper stared at Leo. “What happened to you ?” His hair was grease... RICK RIORDAN Down in the water, Octavian yelled, “Get me out of here! I’ll kill you!” “Tempting,” ... RICK RIORDAN Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offe... GERMAINE GREER Men and women aren't too dissimilar. CHRIS EVANS Somebody once asked,how can I Love another? The reply he got was,do you love yourself? He replied ye... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Harry dreamed he was back in the DA room. Cho was accusing him of luring her there under false prete... J.K. ROWLING Yes, but the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters,' said Sirius with a wry smile. J.K. ROWLING Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?' 'Yes,' said Harry. 'You ca... J.K. ROWLING It was frustrating to still be in the dark about something and be given only so little light. LAUREN LOLA War makes monsters of men, you once said to me Todd. Well, so does too much knowledge. Too much know... PATRICK NESS What I couldn’t bring myself to hate was the energy. I reveled in the way it ebbed and flowed as p... J.D. BREWER In order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are needed: They must be fit for... W. H. AUDEN In time, almost all men and women will become worthless as producers of goods, food, services, and m... KURT VONNEGUT For starters, that’s a rather simple principle of Time Travel right there – and according to the... CHRISTINA ENGELA They say that even of a good thing you can have too much. But I doubt it. True, such good things as ... WILLIAM ROUGHEAD There are different paths to your destination. Choose your own path. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Since June, we have offered the International Freedom Center (IFC) the time they needed to clarify t... GEORGE PATAKI Life begins somewhere and ends somewhere with time but to get somewhere with the life you have depen... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I have met so many heartbroken men. It's a catastrophe. Women are easily overcome by the process tha... C. JOYBELL C.
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