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JASPER FFORDE Words mean more than what is set down on paper. It takes the human voice to infuse them with deeper ...
MAYA ANGELOU The task is to investigate speech sounds in relation to the meanings with which they are invested, i...
ROMAN JAKOBSON I know you lawyers can, with ease, twist words and meanings as you please
JOHN GAY Words mean more than what is set down on paper. It takes the human voice to infuse them with shades ...
MAYA ANGELOU In my mind, numbers and words are far more than squiggles of ink on a page. They have form, color, t...
DANIEL TAMMET We are not shut away into individual cages from which we can reach out only with inadequate words.
JOHN WYNDHAM I soothe my conscience now with the thought that it is better for hard words to be on paper than tha...
ANNE FRANK Great rolls of toilet paper arc like ejaculate through the black sycamores.
GARTH RISK HALLBERG Occasionally in life there are those moments of unutterable fulfillment which cannot be completely e...
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. Occasionally in life there are those moments of unutterable fulfillment which cannot be completely e...
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. Words take on many different meanings.
ERIN MCKEAN I hope that they'll learn to put different meanings with certain words.
JUAN ARROYO You can kill a man with those words.
No gun.
No bullets.
Just words and a girl.
MARKUS ZUSAK On paper, I can whip anybody with the pencil because I knew that system. But I needed those other ye...
REX RYAN It all builds . . . it goes beyond kindergarten, because when they are familiar with them, then we c...
PAT DRAKE Humility is the armour that you clothe yourself with throughout your life. We demean each other rath...
ANTHONY CARMONA I receive Income from you, can you point one reason why not to be nice with ya?
DEYTH BANGER Your lies are like a silent fart. Can't see 'em, but
I can smell 'em.
ERIC JEROME DICKEY Language is not merely a set of unrelated sounds, clauses, rules, and meanings; it is a total cohere...
KENNETH L. PIKE Occasionally in life there are those moments of unutterable fulfillment which cannot be completely e...
MARTIN LUTHER KING His words are (that) he won't give us anything on Jerusalem, on the (West Bank) settlements, on our ...
SAEB EREKAT A nation that forgets its past can function no better than an individual with amnesia.
DAVID MCCULLOUGH A nation that forgets its past can function no better than an individual with amnesia.
DAVID C. MCCULLOUGH I am always telling students that a story is not just words. You can tell a story with dance or pain...
DEBORAH WILES They read. The sounds of paper between them as they turn and crease and carefully avoid touching eac...
ALEXIS M. SMITH Writing is more about imagination than anything else. I fell in love with words. I fell in love with...
PAT CONROY Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex i...
JASPER FFORDE A city with no more personality than a paper cup.
RAYMOND CHANDLER On paper I would be a rather bold individual in our culture.
WADE DAVIS We may seem the weakest and most insignificant of all the Realms, but our strength comes in other wa...
CHRIS WOODING No shortcomings of other people cause us to be more intolerant than those which are caricatures of o...
FRANZ GRILLPARZER At least there is one book with which we all or few of us could have fun.
DEYTH BANGER WRITE. Take your time and play with the words until you feel you got them RIGHT.
NICO J. GENES It is not that the meaning cannot be explained. But there are certain meanings that are lost forever...
HARUKI MURAKAMI The most successful ideological effects are those which have no need for words, and ask no more than...
PIERRE BOURDIEU Don Burke's interests, experience and expertise are extremely relevant, and I can think of no other ...
ARTHUR LEVINE There is no privilege in restriction. In other words, I disagree with people who say restriction mak...
ASGHAR FARHADI They don't have those sounds in their vocabulary, so they have been practicing a bunch of words begi...
PATRICIA STEVENS The hardest part is that some of the words do have syllables in common with other words. You can con...
GREG TIPPMAN If it is true that words have meanings, why don't we throw away words and keep just the meanings?
Words in the air blow away as soon as you say them, but words on paper last forever
VINCE VAWTER The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes l...
TERRY PRATCHETT She was treated no differently than any other individual.
SCOTT ANDREASSI She was treated no differently than any other individual.
DISTRICT ATTORNEY SCOTT ANDREASSI We were diagnosed with 'unexplained infertility,' which sounds good in one respect, but on the other...
CINDY MARGOLIS 'Yes' is a far more potent word than 'no' in American politics. By adopting the positions which anim...
DICK MORRIS That minister of ministers, Imagination, gathers up - The undiscovered universe, Like jewels in a ja...
JOHN DAVIDSON We are all imprisoned by the dictionary. We choose out of that vast, paper-walled prison our convict...
MERVYN PEAKE She soon says, "You're my best friend, Ed."
You can kill a man with those words.
No gun. MARKUS ZUSAK Have you ever considered, beloved other, how invisible we are to each other? We look at each other w...
FERNANDO PESSOA One pretty amazing thing we learned early on was that the more time we spent together, the better ou...
JOANNA GAINES If indeed, as Hilbert asserted, mathematics is a meaningless game played with meaningless marks on p...
E. T. BELL In real life I avoid all parties altogether, but on paper I can mingle with the best of them.
ANNE TYLER Sanskrit is a beautiful contextual language. It is called “Dev Bhasha” the language of the soul....
AMIT RAY Where you are with what you have, what you can do.
DHARM BABU English is such a deliciously complex and undisciplined language, we can bend, fuse, distort words t...
DR. WILLARD GAYLIN It would not be impossible to prove with sufficient repetition and a psychological understanding of ...
JOSEPH GOEBBELS Most of our current membership is Caucasian residents of affluent areas and we feel we're under-repr...
DAN CAMPBELL With your imagination you can wear (them) from the morning to night,
ISSEY MIYAKE I have discovered that people with money have no imagination, and people with imagination have no mo...
GEORGE WEISS RAINBOW I have discovered that people with money have no imagination, and people with imagination have no mo...
GEORGE WEISS RAINBOW In other words, it's one of those books you thrust on your partner with an incredulous cry of "This ...
NICK HORNBY All our work, our whole life is a matter of semantics, because words are the tools with which we wor...
FELIX FRANKFURTER They were more concerned with saving life than putting it on paper.
JOE BALISTRERI I still have enough faith in language to believe that if I place enough words next to each other on ...
DEXTER PALMER When you have mastered numbers, you will in fact no longer be reading numbers, any more than you rea...
W. E. B. DU BOIS When you have mastered numbers, you will in fact no longer be reading numbers, any more than you rea...
HAROLD S. GENEEN 'Yes' is a far more potent word than 'no' in American politics. By adopting the posi...
DICK MORRIS Research shows that when we read words on paper, it reduces our stress levels by nearly 70 percent. ...
MARGARET HEFFERNAN On paper, we should beat them and we're going in with confidence.
ERICA CHANDLER I love you and no other man will ever say those words and mean them the way I do."-Loren Hale
KRISTA RITCHIE But the greatest cause of verbicide is the fact that most people are obviously far more anxious to e...
C.S. LEWIS There's not too many things you can do with them, once you collect them, other than melt them down.
BILL BOYNTON Things we write down are the fragments shored against our ruins. They outlast us, these scraps of wo...
CLAIRE MESSUD Life is thickly sown with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to pass quickly through them. The ...
VOLTAIRE I usually speak with all my drummers so that I write my songs with them in mind, and we'll have ...
BAT FOR LASHES Words. Just little black marks on paper. Just sounds in the empty air. But think of the power they h...
ARTHUR GORDON Our present will become the past of other men and women. We depend on them to remember it with the c...
EAVAN BOLAND A 'Fiddler' with no Jew … sounds crazy, no?
ALFRED MOLINA A 'Fiddler' with no Jew … sounds crazy, no?
ALFRED MOLINA If you live with dogs, you'll never run out of things to write about.
SHARON DELAROSE I love you,” he says again, “and no other man will ever say those words and mean them the way I ...
KRISTA RITCHIE These bits of paper are covered with lies. They poison your minds. And so long as they exist, you ca...
OLIVER BOWDEN Circumstances can have a motive force by which they bring about events without aid of human imaginat...
KAREN BLIXEN Once you are in power, never forget those who put you there. Deal with those who think they can do b...
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA Man can will nothing unless he has first understood that he must count on no one but himself; that h...
JEAN-PAUL SARTRE Long human words (the longer the better) were easy, unmistakable, and rarely changed their meanings ...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN All greatness of character is dependent on individuality. The man who has no other existence than th...
JAMES F. COOPER All greatness of character is dependent on individuality. The man who has no other existence than t...
JAMES FENIMORE COOPER Mars tugs at the human imagination like no other planet. With a force mightier than gravity, it attr...
JOHN NOBLE WILFORD Rhyme patterns are nothing without meanings to the words. A lot of rappers can do those flows, but t...
J. COLE The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
HENRY DAVID THOREAU The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings.
HENRY DAVID THOREAU Painting and sculpture are very archaic forms. It's the only thing left in our industrial societ...
PHILIP GUSTON Clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience
BIBLE Sometimes you make wrong conclusions, other times the words sounds in strange way.
DEYTH BANGER We touch people mostly without touching them: We touch them with our words, with our smile, with our...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN In a formal socialization, no one individual can stand without the other to rely on, regardless of t...
TOOTS888 This could never be a crime no matter what words are written on paper... just like it was never a cr...
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JASPER FFORDE Strive for the Long Now
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And the jour...
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JASPER FFORDE There are a lot of idiots in this country, and they deserve representation as much as the next man.
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JASPER FFORDE Humans like stories. Humans need stories. Stories are good. Stories work. Story clarifies and captur...
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JASPER FFORDE Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.
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JASPER FFORDE Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day y...
JASPER FFORDE There is no point in expending good money on the pursuit of an engine that can power aircraft withou...
JASPER FFORDE If you even *need* a government, added Stig, "you are a life-form flawed beyond redemption.
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At the end of the first round, I wil...
JASPER FFORDE Good. Item seven. The had had and that that problem. Lady Cavendish, weren’t you wor...
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JASPER FFORDE Take no heed of her.... She reads a lot of books.
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JASPER FFORDE I'll tell you what love is" I said, "It is blind devotion, unquestioning self humiliation, utter sub...
JASPER FFORDE Governments and fashions come and go but Jane Eyre is for all time.
JASPER FFORDE Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.
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JASPER FFORDE I'm not sure my books would translate into movies very easily. So rather than have someone do a ...
JASPER FFORDE I'm not of the opinion that the next logical step for a book is for it to be made into a film.
JASPER FFORDE Every book should have a romance.
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JASPER FFORDE There is a certain degree of 'steampunkishness' that creeps into my books.
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JASPER FFORDE I still feel threatened by academics, but my books have a lot of academic in-jokes and everybody ass...
JASPER FFORDE When I was about 10 or 11, I realised that people made movies; until then, I had thought they just h...
JASPER FFORDE If you give children the freedom to do very little, quite a lot will do very little.
JASPER FFORDE The fun one can have writing books about books is limitless, to be honest.
JASPER FFORDE Agents and publishers only want one thing - good writing.
JASPER FFORDE It took me ten years and seven books to bag an agent - it took me that long to start writing good.
JASPER FFORDE I just write books, and I do it without any notion of what I should do or shouldn't do.
JASPER FFORDE I hope that in my books there's an undertone of politics, basic tenets of how we should live.
JASPER FFORDE Speak to any editor and ask them what they turned down, and they'll have long lists of books.
JASPER FFORDE I started writing because I wanted to write scripts, but I wasn't very good at it. Then I starte...
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JASPER FFORDE People who read my books have an open mind when it comes to new, bizarre, interesting and exciting i...
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JASPER FFORDE The sky was like ebony and the only illumination was the harsh white light of the central streetlamp...
JASPER FFORDE I have a very varied taste in music. Everything from rap to classical to Latino to Rat Pack to jazz.
JASPER FFORDE …Negligible Senescence…
JASPER FFORDE Another one of your quippy japes?
JASPER FFORDE Sometimes I wonder if the human race isn't collectively as mad as a sack of door knobs.
JASPER FFORDE Religion isn't the cause of wars, it's the excuse.
JASPER FFORDE The government was to raise the duty on cheese to 83 percent, an unpopular move that would doubtless...
JASPER FFORDE There are two schools of thought about the resilience of time. The first is that time is highly vola...
JASPER FFORDE To each our own Hamlet.
JASPER FFORDE There's something rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet says...it's payback time!
JASPER FFORDE The best lies to tell," said Jane, "are the ones people want to believe.
JASPER FFORDE You want me to spy on a National Colour operative?'
'Wow,' she said, 'you got it. I thought I w...
JASPER FFORDE The best plans are always the simplest.
JASPER FFORDE After all, color in itself has no color — it's simply a construction of the mind: a sensation, lik...
JASPER FFORDE But the truth inevitably found me, as important truths often do, like a lost thought in need of a mi...
JASPER FFORDE There is no problem on earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.
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JASPER FFORDE 2.5.03.02.005: Generally speaking, if you fiddle with something, it will break. Don't.
JASPER FFORDE Unless the hole is MEANT to be square,' I said with a sudden erudition that surprised me, 'in which ...
JASPER FFORDE Because there's someone else here in East Carmin. Someone hopelessly unsuitable. It's all a really b...
JASPER FFORDE 2.3.06.02.087: Unnecessary sharpening of pencils constitutes a waste of public resources, and will b...
JASPER FFORDE He set fire to some potatoes, then cooked some undelivered post in the embers." - Dad
"Did he n...
JASPER FFORDE Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.
JASPER FFORDE Acceptable rules of conduct were suspended when it came to the spoon shortage. The deficit had gotte...
JASPER FFORDE I've managed to bring the backlog down to a mere sixty-eight years," she announced with some small s...
JASPER FFORDE Love isn't sensible, Red. I think that's the point.
JASPER FFORDE A surfeit of information often hides an untruth,” he said, with annoying clarity.
JASPER FFORDE I don't need you to agree with me," she said quietly." I'll go away happy with a little bit of doubt...
JASPER FFORDE Defiance through compliance.
JASPER FFORDE The youthful stationmaster wore a Blue Spot on his uniform and remonstrated with the driver that the...
JASPER FFORDE Were you listening to a word I said '
'I kind of switched off when you drew breath.
JASPER FFORDE If you enjoyed laughing in the face of death, you might like to have a crack at High Saffron. One hu...
JASPER FFORDE You many have noticed I have a temper ... but when I calmed down, I realized that this world, blight...
JASPER FFORDE Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.
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JASPER FFORDE the best lies to tell are the ones people want to believe
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JASPER FFORDE I also read about Heathcliff's unexpected three-year career in Hollywood under the name Buck Stallio...
JASPER FFORDE Who do readers expect to see when they pick up this book? Who has won the Most Troubled Romantic Lea...
JASPER FFORDE I was on HPD--Heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights for two years, and believe me, the Pr...
JASPER FFORDE Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's ...
JASPER FFORDE Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous.
JASPER FFORDE If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I must be dafter t...
JASPER FFORDE They turned their attention to the wardrobe that held several Armani suits, all of them individually...
JASPER FFORDE Father liked word games. He was fourteen times world Scrabble champion. When he died, we buried him ...
JASPER FFORDE Businessman, philanthropist, large egg.
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JASPER FFORDE She opened the door within two seconds of his pressing the doorbell, letting out a stream of cats th...
JASPER FFORDE This must have been how it all began with Chymes,” sighed Jack. “A small
omission on one ca...
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JASPER FFORDE I loved him, officer. More than any woman ever loved an egg.
JASPER FFORDE You speak baby gibberish?' asked Jack.
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JASPER FFORDE Humpty had always sat on walls, it was his way.
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JASPER FFORDE Mr. Pewter led them through to a library, filled with thousands of
antiquarian books.
'Imp...
JASPER FFORDE Do I have to talk to insane people?"
"You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory.
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JASPER FFORDE So you're going to have to ask yourselves on simple question: Which one of us is speaking now?
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JASPER FFORDE Are you okay?" asked Finisterre.
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JASPER FFORDE True and baseless evil is as rare as the purest good--and we all know how rare that is...
JASPER FFORDE Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the li...
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JASPER CARROTT When the amalgam is delivered to your dentist in a special protective box, he has to take extreme ca...
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JASPER JOHNS After leaving school, I got a job in a department store not dissimilar to Grace Bros in 'Are You...
JASPER CARROTT [To survive has required tenacity. Koreans are reported even to have murdered children and mixed the...
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JASPER CARROTT My experience of life is that it's very fragmented; certain kinds of things happen, and in anoth...
JASPER JOHNS Intention involves such a small fragment of our consciousness and of our mind and of our life.
JASPER JOHNS My driving habits are so ingrained that the driving examiner would fail me in the first mile. That&#...
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JASPER CARROTT I have no ideas about what the paintings imply about the world. I don't think that's a paint...
JASPER JOHNS Everyone is of course free to interpret the work in his own way. I think seeing a picture is one thi...
JASPER JOHNS The only logical thing I can think of is that I knew there were such things as artists, and I knew t...
JASPER JOHNS When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jok...
JASPER CARROTT I decided that if my work contained what I could identify as a likeness to other work, I would remov...
JASPER JOHNS There's a rumour going 'round that if you amass a certain number of penalty points on your d...
JASPER CARROTT Instead we were filling the newspaper with bland, harmless stories, and if there was anything sensit...
JASPER BECKER The internet is a perfect example of a beautiful mess.
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JASPER CARROTT I used to be a columnist for 'Golf Monthly' and have contributed articles for national newsp...
JASPER CARROTT It's kind of like the old Barry Sanders Rule. The first person to him wouldn't take a shot at him. F...
ED JASPER Am i on some distant battle field you say? No, I am but in my own mind and dreams replaying the batt...
JASPER WILKERSON Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles.
JASPER CARROTT I tend to like things that already exist.
JASPER JOHNS The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested inte...
JASPER CARROTT When you're playing every snap, the problem is you can't give 110 percent on every play.
ED JASPER I spent last year with [former Eagles defensive end Derrick] Burgess in Oakland, and he misses this ...
ED JASPER We need people. We got money. We don't have people.
ED JASPER [Gosh can one guy, I mean, only one, change a team so completely? Evidently he can. Yeah, I could qu...
ED JASPER That's one of the main reasons he deserves this (Pro Bowl). Teams are having to change their blockin...
ED JASPER Because it's easy to play defense like this. It's harder when the other team has 10 minutes more of ...
ED JASPER He's a backside runner. If he catches you running to the ball, he'll make you pay for it. Him making...
ED JASPER I bull-rushed the guy. He tackled me. The ref threw the flag, late. So I'm thinking he's calling hol...
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JASPER CARROTT As one gets older one sees many more paths that could be taken. Artists sense within their own work ...
JASPER JOHNS My Gullah grandfather is bringing a bag of dust to a vampire war. I feel better.
ELLE JASPER To do a drawing for a painting most often means doing something very sketchy and schematic and then ...
JASPER JOHNS Mine,” he whispered against my mouth. He kissed me again. “You are mine.”
In the ...
ELLE JASPER If Nelson keeps working at things and keeps believing in himself, he can go a long way.
JASPER WILLIAMS That's the only negative about this. These kids have been working hard all year for a win like this....
JASPER WILLIAMS This was a big win for us. We stepped up and played with a lot of energy tonight. We made some turno...
JASPER WILLIAMS The biggest thing is that we out rebounded them. We did a pretty good job on the boards. We pressure...
JASPER WILLIAMS I was just listening to my coach. He told me to quit thinking about my shot and just shoot it n let ...
JASPER WILLIAMS We didn't execute down the stretch. We didn't rebound during key possessions and that cost us the ga...
JASPER WILLIAMS This is definitely a step for Yahoo, and a step for the industry.
JASPER MALCOLMSON Industry-best prices will actually show up in Yahoo search results. We have created a search engine ...
JASPER MALCOLMSON I had a good year, but those guys had good years, too. It could have gone to any of us. I know it wa...
JASPER JOHNSON We're trying to do something that no other team at the school has done. We have a nice run going. We...
JASPER JOHNSON I have no reason to feel bitter or think about anything in the past. This is the best place I can be...
JASPER JOHNSON I felt comfortable around the guys. I felt it would be a good place for me. ... I respect Coach Rive...
JASPER JOHNSON The competition is better than I thought it'd be. And I'm glad of it. I just like to play, and when ...
JASPER JOHNSON Ideas either come or they don't come.
JASPER JOHNS We have a lot of good players returning from last year and our recruiting class is excellent. I will...
JASPER EDWARDS I really admire Rickey Bustle because he kept us up when everybody's head was down. He came in and s...
JASPER EDWARDS I wasn't there for spring drills last year, and they had me working out at wide receiver. During the...
JASPER EDWARDS At football practices the coaches and the players are really into it. The coaches are very hands-on ...
JASPER EDWARDS It's part of a pattern at the Post where they're gradually been getting rid of all the people who wr...
JASPER BECKER It's been successfully cheating its way with its nuclear program for something like 20 years, so I t...
JASPER BECKER [Details of that extravagance are drawn from Kim's former lackeys.] For all the immense privileges e...
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