Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.

I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.

Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?

If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.

Today I feel like I did tomorrow.