Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'
Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?

A true Zen saying: "Nothing is what I want.

Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.

So many books, so little time.

Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read.

Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.