Interviews are vital, but you cannot allow an interviewer to take your life and disturb it.

In your mid-30s, you have to take inventory, or you'll stumble.

Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!

You just have to take control of your own performance.

Don't you understand how dramatic it is to be a comic? To be a fool, to get people to laugh at this show-off? Milton Berle could take Laurence Olivier and stick him under the table if he wanted to. And so could I.

Take care of all your memories. For you cannot relive them.