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Quotes from Ancient Greece are mostly all bollocks
KARL WIGGINS No, one should toss out these lazy rogues by the seat of their pants
MARTIN LUTHER Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind
DOUGLAS MACARTHUR Fanatic is often the name given to people of action by people who are lazy.
BRYANT H. MCGILL Since then, I have not missed five consecutive days in getting some type of aerobic exercise, mostly...
KENNETH H. COOPER A smart man reads the quotes; a wise man lives by the quotes.
ALEKSANDR SEBRYAKOV I am the worlds laziest writer.
OSCAR PETERSON I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
ANONYMOUS Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
ANONYMOUS The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
W. C. FIELDS Go jogging? What, and get hit by a meteor?
ROBERT BENCHLEY Inspirational Quotes Of The Day, Inspirational Quotes About Life, Inspirational Quotes For Work, Ins...
PATIENCE JOHNSON People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
BOB HOPE An account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly k...
AMBROSE BIERCE The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
ANONYMOUS Choose the paths which are not worn out by many feet!
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pant...
JIM BUTCHER People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.
BOB HOPE Lazy people are always wanting to do something
VAUVENARGUES MARQUIS DE Motivational or Inspirational quotes are essentially to enlighten minds by creating awareness than t...
ANUJ SOMANY History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by ruler...
AMBROSE GWINETT BIERCE HISTORY, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by ruler...
AMBROSE BIERCE History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by ruler...
AMBROSE BIERCE History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers,...
AMBROSE BIERCE Mostly, what people mean by love is laziness.
AMANDA CRAIG Jewelry and pins have been worn throughout history as symbols of power, sending messages. Interestin...
MADELEINE ALBRIGHT People keep asking astrologers for their destinies. Ironically, it is the people themselves who are ...
AVIJEET DAS When people decide to write love quotes and you decide to write inspirational quotes.... They critic...
THE INSPIRATIONIST Lazy people are always anxious to be doing something.
LUC DE CLAPIERS Lazy people are always anxious to be doing something.
MARQUIS DE VAUVENARGUES Lazy people are always anxious to be doing something.
VAUVENARGUES MARQUIS DE People are lazy that’s why today’s technology is crazy.
SANTOSH KALWAR People that love quotes are those who are short on time, but long on big ideas.
BRUCE EDWIN Only after the last tree has been cut down,only after the last river has been poisoned,only after th...
THE CREE PEOPLE History: An account, mostly false, of events unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly k...
AMBROSE BIERCE But you know, my dad called me the laziest white kid he ever met. When I screamed back at him that h...
NORMAN LEAR It was only ironically by being in the Art of Noise that people started being interested in me to do...
ANNE DUDLEY Some people are slow to take decisions because they are mentally lazy
SUNDAY ADELAJA History, n. An account mostly false, of events unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly...
AMBROSE BIERCE Some people read because they are too lazy to think.
GEORG CHRISTOPH LICHTENBERG There are two kinds of marriages -- where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the ...
CLIFFORD ODETS I've always been a tomboy. I've always liked to wear red, black, and white, and mostly pants...
JANET JACKSON People are idiots, Choo. Always remember that: people are faithless, backstabbing, weak, creepy, stu...
MICHAEL GRANT There are four types of people: Smart and lazy, Smart and full of energy, Stupid and lazy, Stupi...
LEIF SUMMERFIELD People are throwing up their hands between the civil unrest, the number of deaths and the cost to ta...
DIANE FARRELL My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.
ANONYMOUS Lazy people tend not to take chances, but express themselves by tearing down other's work.
ANN RULE To the people who see potential and also so find my quotes helpful i thank you all, for as i have sa...
GARY F EVANS... I've now got a 35,000-word document of quotes from people who hate me, a lot from the 'Guard...
STEWART LEE Ironically, the very substances that people become dependent on to evade their own self destruction ...
DORINA CIOC People should train their brain by watching films, by listening music, by playing games, by reading ...
DEYTH BANGER Ironically, xenophobic nationalists are utilizing the benefits of globalization.
MAAJID NAWAZ Destiny is for people who are too lazy to create alternate timelines.
R. STEVENS The people who make art their business are mostly impostors.
PABLO PICASSO He charms the pants off people.
LAURA CAMERON This Bible is for the government of the people, by the people and for the people.
JOHN WYCLIFFE Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired.
RICHARD KEMPH My favorite quotes are the ones I've wrote.
STEVE RAY COLLINS It's mostly people that are just going through.
GEORGE NADEAU You live by music, I live by quotes, a quote is music just without the melody.
YAHYA MOHAMUD Quotes help us understand , inspire , motivate ,clarify and show our approach to things around , thi...
TAKYOU ALLAH CHEIKH MALAYNINE There are lazy Minds as well as lazy Bodies.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Lazy people tend not to take chances, but express themselves by tearing down other's work.
ANN RULE Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
ANONYMOUS My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
ANONYMOUS I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
ANONYMOUS I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
ANONYMOUS Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.
ANONYMOUS I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.
ANONYMOUS Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!
ANONYMOUS When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
ALBERT EINSTEIN If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
ANONYMOUS I'm jogging at the moment.
ERNIE ELS I am very happy when people write that they have worn out my books, or that they are held together b...
RICHARD SCARRY Direct democracy is lazy anarchy, for people who don't want to be governed but are too lazy to gover...
HEATHER MARSH These uniforms are worn out. It's not a luxury item by any means. The other ones are shredded. They ...
LISA WOLOWICZ I think quotes are very dangerous things.
KATE BUSH Money quotes are favourite of materialistic brains.
ANUJ SOMANY Stupid quotes are only Twitters in disguise.
SHANNON L. ALDER People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals that do not inspire them.
ANTHONY ROBBINS A successful lawsuit is the one worn by the policeman.
ROBERT FROST The people's government, made for the people, made by the people, and answerable to the people.
DANIEL WEBSTER Quotes are what connect all the assets of life together.
YAN ORTIZ Most of the titles are quotes from books or movies.
SPENCER SMITH Laughter is inner jogging.
NORMAN COUSINS Laughter is inner jogging.
LAUGHTER People are born in light but mostly die in darkness.
RICHARD JOHN VAN ZYL Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people
BENNY BELLAMACINA Inspirational quotes are only making you more miserable.
NATALIE WINSLOW A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman.
ROBERT FROST A government of, for and by the people, requires much from the people.
ERNIE FLETCHER I lay
there in my black slip dress and wondered if I ought to have worn pants. I mean, who knew...
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GOVIND It's hard - some people get inspired by a feeling, but I'm mostly inspired by melodies.
AVICII Diet food is for lazy people.
ICE-T Fetching objects for people who are too lazy to fetch them for themselves is never a pleasant task, ...
LEMONY SNICKET People that are jealous and envious of you are too freaking lazy to step up their own game.
APRIL MAE MONTERROSA Abolishers of the soul (materialists) are necessarily abolishers of hell, they, certainly, are inter...
CHARLES BAUDELAIRE I have never worn dresses by grands couturiers.
VALERIE TRIERWEILER Please try not to be condemmed by a lazy person,for a lazy person is like a rotten body.
BENJAMIN KUSI BOATENG

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SHORT QUOTES I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.
SHORT QUOTES What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
SHORT QUOTES Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
SHORT QUOTES If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.
SHORT QUOTES To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
SHORT QUOTES To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
SHORT QUOTES Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
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SHORT QUOTES Why are you waiting so long to report your stolen car to the police? I'm giving them time to fix it...
SHORT QUOTES Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's only a poster on a wall.
SHORT QUOTES A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
SHORT QUOTES Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
SHORT QUOTES I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying.
SHORT QUOTES Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini...
SHORT QUOTES The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
SHORT QUOTES I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
SHORT QUOTES 'Press any key to continue, where's the any key?' - Homer Simpson
SHORT QUOTES Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
SHORT QUOTES The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck.
SHORT QUOTES The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
SHORT QUOTES The road to success is always under construction.
SHORT QUOTES Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
SHORT QUOTES Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
SHORT QUOTES If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
SHORT QUOTES If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
SHORT QUOTES Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
SHORT QUOTES Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
SHORT QUOTES That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
SHORT QUOTES I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
SHORT QUOTES I took my dog to the fire hydrant factory. They never saw so much excitement every time a hydrant ca...
SHORT QUOTES What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
SHORT QUOTES I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats...
SHORT QUOTES Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far.
SHORT QUOTES You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that'...
SHORT QUOTES Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
SHORT QUOTES A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time whe...
SHORT QUOTES Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
SHORT QUOTES When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his ...
SHORT QUOTES Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
SHORT QUOTES They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hu...
SHORT QUOTES If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
SHORT QUOTES Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
SHORT QUOTES My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.
SHORT QUOTES Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
SHORT QUOTES Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.
SHORT QUOTES The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that.
SHORT QUOTES A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to c...
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SHORT QUOTES If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.
SHORT QUOTES I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I...
SHORT QUOTES The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.
SHORT QUOTES A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
SHORT QUOTES Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
SHORT QUOTES The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
SHORT QUOTES For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.
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SHORT QUOTES The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
SHORT QUOTES I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor...
SHORT QUOTES “Three things tell a man: his eyes, his friends and his favorite quotes.”
QUOTES DADDY Don't Change So People Will Like You - Be Yourself and the Right People Will Love the Real You
ENCHANTING QUOTES If you were wondering about my culinary skills... I've been asked to bring paper towels to our famil...
EAT QUOTES I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse... except for money.
FAMOUS QUOTES If zombies ever attack, just go to Costco. They have strong walls, years of food supplies, and Zombi...
MATH QUOTES Today I decided to do some manly work. I sat down on the couch and I'm watching TV. It's hard but it...
STUPID QUOTES I didn't change, I just found myself.
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