Irreverence is highly underrated.

Truth hurts but ignorance is deadly.

I'm glad that people who say "The world is coming to an end." won't be around to say "I told you so!" if it does.

Intentionally using the quotes of others without author attribution is plagiarism and contributes to illiteracy.

The irony of the pot calling the kettle black. Where's the pun in that?

Actually, it IS like I said it first.