Is it possible to be overzealous, to destroy that which you hope to save-so that nothing is left but emptiness.

Hot dog? Bible? Now that poses a problem! Which is hungrier-my stomach or my soul?

You don't suppose this kind of thing is ever finished, do you? Tomorrow it'll be something else-and another fella will have to stand up. And you've helped give him the guts to do it!

Cynical? Thats my fascination. I do hateful things, for which people love me, And lovable things for which they hate me. I am a friend of enemies, the enemy of friends; I am admired for my detestability. I am both Poles and the Equator, with no Temperate Zones between.

Don't have any opinions. They're bad for business.

When you lose the power to laugh, you lose your power to think straight.