It always goes back down. The only question is how far.

The people who watch this stuff knew that this was going to be a rough spring. But I didn't think it would go this high.

It still has some room to run up. What we consumers see at the pump will peak probably before Memorial Day.

What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say anything and make people laugh maybe three times before they realize you're not telling jokes.