It always rains the hardest right where I'm standing!

Life is a bowl of cherries, don't eat them all.

When in doubt, whether to go with your heart or your mind, go with neither. Go with your ass!

How you feel about yourself is entirely up to you.

We often learn as much if not more from stupidity as we do from genious.

There is no greater investment in life than the time you spend with your children.