Steven Wright
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CINTHIA RUIZ WOW DID I JUST SEE LIL B?BRANDON MCCARTNEY We showed signs in the beginning of the game, but then we panicked at times. We didnt execute things... ALEX HERNANDEZ this sounds a little simple, but I think if we didnt know illness we wouldnt really feel the exhilir... PRISCILLA WARNER Everyday people all over the world take advantage of life, they abuse it and dice with it.Life is so... GARY F EVANS... CASSANDRA CLARE SARAH DESSEN Somehow in the confines in his mind, he started putting together this dream, which is how he describ... BILL FERGUSON why should we feel ashamed of what has happend ,,,, we didnt ask for it ,,, are abuser forced it upo... GRACE [But even aspirin cant counteract the] universal fear epidemic ... that didnt truly threaten us. The... MARC SIEGEL Dr Strauss said I had something that was very good. He said I had a good motor-vation. I never ever ... DANIEL KEYES It has worked out good. Steven feels good at receiver and he's catching the ball well, so we'll leav... ALAN SORENSEN It was once him and her, but she lost him and thought for a long time she wanted him back more then ... AMBER They know what they want, but aren't sure how to find it. JAMES C. DOBSON I know they were embarrassed and they all came out to play and put it together today. So I'm happy f... C. VIVIAN STRINGER CRAIG GROESCHEL I felt good yesterday, ... I didn't feel so good today, but that's part of baseball and you have to ... JOE KENNEDY Tofu is so good because it doesn't have any cholesterol. Today, everybody knows of tofu, and they kn... YUKIKO MORIYAMA "Well Christy, Like NOTHING has gone to your head, but MY SHOW is National News aaaannnddd I wrote t... VERONICA WEBB It was a good game for me today. They weren't coming out at me, they were letting me shoot the ball ... BLAINE MANNING We had a tough match with Napa and the girls came back on short notice. The singles players played e... GREG DAVIS [The late ABC anchor Peter Jennings] really took me under his wing, ... I was able to develop streng... DAN HARRIS DEYTH BANGER With guys like him that are so in tune with their swings, they know something's off, and it can be s... PHIL GARNER It was quite a load, and they were happy to get it, ... It worked out perfect for them. DAVE BAKER I felt so comfortable out there competing today, and it comes down to having four good teammates. KYLE SHEWFELT Turns out they were so excited the instrument worked that they forgot to let me know. MARK BAUTZ The first game was interesting. We had a four-run lead and squandered it, but Daly puts up zeros, De... MIKE TRAPASSO We played terrific defensively. They were coming off a two-game winning streak and were coming off a... DAVE POWELL MONICA BELLUCCI LYNDON B. JOHNSON I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright. DAVID CROSS I'm always worried about the sitter - are they cold, are they hot, are they comfortable? Photogr... PAUL EMSLEY We thought Towson was in a good spot coming into this game. They were coming off a loss, so we knew ... DAVE COTTLE god, can you imagine getting married at nineteen?" miranda asked. "when i was nineteen i didnt even ... DIANNE SYLVAN Bluff did a good job today. They made the plays, (Blackwell) threw strikes. They just seemed like th... BART MCATEE LATOYA JACKSON Coming in we knew they were a little down. So our emphasis today was for us to get better as a team ... JAMES RANKINS We knew coming in their pitchers were going to be tough. Those guys are superstars. They way they ha... KARIM GARCIA I don't know if I would be getting as many chances with any other coach in the league. Ellinger has ... JAMIE WATSON I've played with most of those Celtic players so I know how good they are, and our players knew what... PAUL LAMBERT This is the level of play they played at last night with La Salle and now today so it's good to see ... BOB STURDAHL They were excited to come out and they played really hard. We needed this win to get our spirit up. ... AMBER SMITH I don't know what it was. We came out and we weren't intent at all. We didn't get any stops. It just... ANTHONY DREJAJ They had gone in and cleaned it as well as they could. It was very, very cold because they were tryi... DEB DENNING They were so good, ... They ordered it in June and installed it by the end of July, which was amazin... AMANDA CLARK DOLLY PARTON AVRIL LAVIGNE We're so young, and we were playing a very good team. They are always good, and they are always well... DON NORTON This year I've liked coming out of the 'pen, so I think that was a more comfortable thing for me tod... BRAD THOMPSON she decided no human man would ever touch her again. the doors to her body and heart were already lo... DIANNE SYLVAN Basically when Coach Hawkins went there, that is when I knew that is where I wanted to go but I stil... DEMETRIUS SUMLER They treated me like a superstar and were really into it, ... They were cheering good golf, so winni... DOUG TEWELL It was good to see them come out without any jitters and we knew (the Pirates) would have their runs... ROGER WALTERS It's nice to know they're a little more comfortable this year than they were last year. Last year wa... APRIL STARY We're so grateful to all the teachers for coming out. They all worked together. DEB WALLACE MIKE BIRBIGLIA Our guys played so hard. But give credit to Coach (Jim) Les and Lawrence Wright and Bradley. They ma... STEVE MERFELD We were just holding the ball a bit too much. You got to release it quick so you can get it over the... ERNIE SUOZZI Coach told us they were probably going to come out a little tentative and then get up in us, so we h... JUSTIN WILLIAMS They get a chance to look it over just like at a real audition, but in no way do they memorize it. T... BETSY HEAD We're trying to give them a club atmosphere without drinking and it has worked out better than we we... DAN PORTER It saddens me that the team was broken up like it was. I understand where [the owners] were coming f... JEFF CONINE We were disappointed they wouldn't even review it. All we asked them was to just look at it, and the... BRIAN CALLAGHAN We knew they were slower, so we wanted to come out and run them. Coach wanted to set that press up s... BEN BOYD They saw me grabbing my hamstring and pulled me out. I wasn't upset about it. Jim [Mora] said he did... MICHAEL VICK We're coming around. They're a fun group to coach, but you never know what is coming next. The good ... DONNA MOIR They came out in the same defense that we run. They pressured the ball and didn't let us get good sh... STEVE HOLLOWAY I had two good swings (in the first four plate appearances), so I went back to the cage and worked w... JIMMY ROLLINS We want to set a tone, a battle level so they know coming in that we play hard every game and they g... BLAIR BETTS It was a very somber commute this morning. There were a lot more people coming in early ... just so ... BOB MCCOOEY What was so good about it was that the set that they originally built stayed there, and weathered ov... DEREK JACOBI BYRON NELSON Coach was saying to make sure that we play hard because he's going to get us in and out of there, an... ISAIAH FOX They were so small but their guard pressure wouldn't allow us to get the ball to our big guys. And o... GARY MARTIN More than one -- five or six of them --said, 'Coach, we can get it.' And they were the older kids, .... JOHN BENEDETTO The kids today have these fresh faces. It's like they're on pins and needles, waiting to see... MAVIS STAPLES It means everything to me. I've worked so hard to get here. Today was really hard for me because I'v... GRETCHEN BLEILER BYRON NELSON We were amazed by the people. They worked so hard and they had so little. Things that we take for gr... JANET HEAP It couldn't have worked out any better than it did today. The first at-bat I was trying not to be to... BRANDON SING He said my mom had been in an accident and it looked like they were flying them out somewhere. He sa... CATHY MANZANO Fourth is a great result for our situation. Today really goes to my crew because they worked so fast... A.J. ALLMENDINGER Our defense worked hard out there, and I was impressed with their ability to cause so many turnovers... CALLIE OREBO
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So, as a seventh grader,no, you weren't friends with people you didnt like. But sometimesyou also we... 
If you dont love somebody, it gets annoying if they tell you what to do or what to feel. When you lo... 
Maybe it was the sideburns, but I just didnt fit in. (Elvis speaking about his youth) 
There was a problem and that was that. Why didnt make a fiddlers fuck. 
it is easier to do a job right than to explain why you didnt 
I wasn't a cheerleader or in the choir. I didnt have loads of friends. 
I thought if I didnt take a break, I would do something even worse. Like yell or hang up the phone. 
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for ones own safety i... 
Astriola. That IS demon pox. You had evidence that demon pox existed and you didnt mention it to me!... 
I didnt pay atteniton to times or distance, instead focusing on how it felt just to be in motion, kn... 
Or maybe they just accept that it's wrong in God's eyes, although not in their own, and they'll worr... 
When people don't like you... you feel it. They don't pay attention at you... they some kind a ignor... 
I know many beautiful people and their lives are just so terrible. They feel so uncomfortable with t... 
I believe that the essence of government lies with unceasing concern for the welfare and dignity and... 
It was so strange. I knew that Josephine Baker had performed on the same stage but that night I felt... 
I was so flattered and honored that they liked me so much. It really worked out to be a wonderful fr... 
It's so different now coming out as a new artist today than it was when I came out almost ten ye... 
I've read that Steven Wright's style was born out of genuine nervousness. 
Arnold Palmer has what I call an 'Eisenhower smile'. Those two men, they'd smile and the... 
Arnold [Palmer} has what I call an 'Eisenhower smile'. Those two men, they'd smile and their whole f... 
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching... 
I have an existential map; it has you are here written all over it. 
Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. ...