It feels funny letting go of some of that stuff—it's my life. But if it belongs anywhere, it's this University. This is where everything happened.

Experiencing life at a rate of several wtf's a minute...

He was a very nice guy, funny. Everybody liked Daniel because he was just funny.

If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.

Father: "who left that hose on?" Three year old son: "the Wind did it?"

[If you're to believe either unflattering film, Martha isn't funny, witty or much of a pleasure to be around.] Behind Bars ... that if (Stewart) came in the room right now, I might make a fast exit.