It felt wonderful doing it. But that's rather like urinating in brown velvet pants. It can feel wonderful, but no one will watch.

I feel like I'm a big human snot.

Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then.

My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; it's kind of amazing.