As far as I'm concerned, there are two types of people in this world: people like Queeg who, when li...
MELISSA DECARLO There is no such thing as magic," she told me. "You can b e l i e v e all you want, but it's never g...
MELISSA DECARLO One is a little larger than the other, but overall the Winstons look alike—tan fur, short legs, st...
MELISSA DECARLO A human wife or girlfriend isn’t nearly as interesting an adversary as Jesus.
MELISSA DECARLO Sometimes it’s not possible to tease out the beginning of the end, to find the origin of a break, ...
MELISSA DECARLO In my experience, the past is rarely as harmless, or as far away, as we’d like it to be.
MELISSA DECARLO JJ informed me, when he dropped them off, that they are French bulldogs, which has led med to reasse...
MELISSA DECARLO and
MELISSA DECARLO I pull out a zippered CD case, but unfortunately, it's slim pickens inside, and I say this not only ...
MELISSA DECARLO I don't know what she's thinking, but I'm thinking how fluid the border is between crazy and interes...
MELISSA DECARLO The fluorescent light overhead hums and has a flicker that I sense more than see. There’s a conste...
MELISSA DECARLO What wrong?” he asks.
MELISSA DECARLO I’m thinking about how fluid the border is between crazy and interesting, and how hard it is to de...
MELISSA DECARLO It’s funny how when it’s somebody else telling the story it’s easy to see that He can’t take...
MELISSA DECARLO I used to have my own friends, of course I did, but it’s like the dentist told me when I was a kid...
MELISSA DECARLO God, there's nothing like embarrassing a ginger to improve my mood
MELISSA DECARLO Nick can do a pretty good nice, but it's not the real deal. His is a thin, watery nice, a niceness-a...
MELISSA DECARLO Sometimes my entire life has felt like one long exercise in lowering my expectations.
MELISSA DECARLO I thought coming here would change things for me, but I’m starting to worry that I’ve done what ...
MELISSA DECARLO I don’t know what she thinks a Matilda looks like, but I’ve always thought that I look a little ...
MELISSA DECARLO Because they feel that without them telling you to do this, you wouldn't have had the characters...
DAN DECARLO That's the problem today: Who is the creator?
DAN DECARLO After about twenty issues of Josie, they decided to pay me.
DAN DECARLO I designed all the characters, anyway, and Frank Doyle was doing all the writing. I didn't have ...
DAN DECARLO Then is when I decided to take it to Archie to see if they could do it as a comic book. I showed it ...
DAN DECARLO Once publishers got interested in it, it was a year in developing, and it was launched, I think, in ...
DAN DECARLO There were eleven publishers in New York City, and when it was all over, I think it went down to fou...
DAN DECARLO When I found this opportunity to answer the ad, I got the job and I've been there ever since.
DAN DECARLO What made me want to go into doing comics was I was working as a laborer with my father, a gardener.
DAN DECARLO Then he took me off Jeannie and he gave me Millie the Model. That was a big break for me. It wasn...
DAN DECARLO The first book that they gave me was Jeannie, a young teenager. I went on with her maybe ten books.
DAN DECARLO I brought samples in, because I didn't have any comic book samples, and I brought all these illu...
DAN DECARLO I started working with Timely in 1946. Stan Lee hired me.
DAN DECARLO At the track, we help each other with parts of the track that we're having trouble on. We can help e...
ASHLEY DECARLO We have a trainer thing we get on and we time ourselves. We go really hard for two minutes, then rid...
ASHLEY DECARLO Being I'm very athletic, I wanted to try it out, as well. I tried it on a very inexpensive bike and ...
ASHLEY DECARLO It is a little bit of home for them.
DEBBIE DECARLO I find myself searching faces, but they all look the same.
DEBBIE DECARLO I've never been prouder of my son.
DEBBIE DECARLO Word got out. He only got two cookies. The rest went in 20 minutes.
DEBBIE DECARLO For our kids, it's a lot. For new racers coming in, it's relatively inexpensive to get started. At t...
JENNIFER DECARLO A lot of free items they get from their sponsors, lots of discounted items. And they get a lot of co...
JENNIFER DECARLO As soon as he saw it, he wanted to do it. We took him out a week later, and he's been going ever sin...
JENNIFER DECARLO Love is never wrong.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE There is no fear when you choose love. The more you choose love, the more love is in your life. It g...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE I'm for gay marriage, because I'm for gay divorce.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE I don't have a bucket list because it is my dedication to live every day of my life there. I don...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics.
MELISSA MCCARTHY Many of our constituents have one option for cable TV and one price. Our constituents desire choice.
MELISSA BEAN To me, having 500 rolls of fabric around is the most calming thing in the world. I think it's wh...
MELISSA MCCARTHY In fact, 80 percent of our domestic job growth comes from the small- and medium-sized business commu...
MELISSA BEAN I am excited to rise today to support National Mom and Pop Business Owners Day. This celebration hon...
MELISSA BEAN As a member of the House Committee on Small Business and because of my own experience as a small bus...
MELISSA BEAN We must take down the carnies. I think we need to start a campaign to defeat their scamming ways. I ...
MELISSA RAUCH During a trip to Iraq last fall, I visited our theater hospital at Balad Air Force Base and witnesse...
MELISSA BEAN Once I overcame breast cancer, I wasn't afraid of anything anymore.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE His face was pale, and he dropped to the floor so that he was half kneeling, half sitting before her...
MELISSA MARR He pulled something out of his pocket and tried to stick it in her arm. A needle. He'd offered her h...
MELISSA MARR His blue-black hair fell over his face when he moved, like tiny arrows pointing to pronounced cheeck...
MELISSA MARR She stood in his kitchen, watching him toy with the ring in his lip. It wasn't quite that he was bit...
MELISSA MARR Every time you shudder from the cold or wrap yourself more tightly in your furs, it reminds me that ...
MELISSA BASHARDOUST She had no idea what the future would hold for any of them, beyond possibilities as infinite as the ...
MELISSA LANDERS Sometimes love means letting go when you want to hold on tighter.
MELISSA MARR The songs are inspired by my experiences. Sometimes they are more than my real-life and, conversely,...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common. Celebrate it every day.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE My mother, whom I love dearly, has continually revised my life story within the context of a complic...
MELISSA GILBERT On the road, as a 'rock star,' there's superficial attention and adulation is thrown at ...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE An actor has to be very, very careful, as one of the most wonderful props - and actors love props - ...
MELISSA LEO Married couples who work together to build and maintain a business assume broad responsibilities. No...
MELISSA BEAN If you start writing to an audience you're talking down to them. I've never written for any ...
MELISSA ROSENBERG I've started a company, called Tall Girl Productions, and we've got our first project that i...
MELISSA ROSENBERG I stand before you a totally healthy person.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE Social security, bank account, and credit card numbers aren't just data. In the wrong hands they...
MELISSA BEAN There was a three-year chunk as a teen where I should have been tranquilized and put in a cage.
MELISSA MCCARTHY But in this Congress, accountability is just a catch phrase, usually directed elsewhere. Demands to ...
MELISSA BEAN Well, I don't think of myself as a feminist at all. As soon as we start labeling and categorizin...
MELISSA LEO ...she wasn't reading Deathly Hallows at all. Her book wasn't orange but rose and water and sand, an...
MELISSA ANELLI Chemotherapy tests your sanity.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE I have a very optimistic view of my future right now. I'm very excited to see where it goes, but...
MELISSA BENOIST Don't let anyone tell you that you have to be a certain way. Be unique. Be what you feel.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE Fate is a funny character. She puts obstacles in your path to see what character ye have. Life isn't...
MELISSA FRANCIS Bill walked slowly to Cara's dressed and leaned on the edge, folding his arms as the pine creaked un...
MELISSA LANDERS I modeled a little bit in Georgia growing up. I did catalogs and different things, but then when I c...
MELISSA ORDWAY TV is the place for writers to live. This is where you have creative control and you're constant...
MELISSA ROSENBERG Every day, I just thank the universe that I am as lucky as I am. Because, I went through periods of ...
MELISSA BENOIST I love an arcade. I love a boardwalk game. But I also love a rollercoaster. Though I think the rolle...
MELISSA RAUCH I will embarrass my kids to their core. I will threaten to show up in hot pants and a tube top. Thei...
MELISSA MCCARTHY All the time, you're going into your modeling agency and they're taking Polaroids of you in ...
MELISSA ORDWAY Ben and I have absolutely nothing to do with the Hollywood that's all actors and the Sunset Stri...
MELISSA MCCARTHY I go to movies with my children and see fat kids burping, parents portrayed as total morons, and kid...
MELISSA MATHISON Talking won't change it. But sometimes it was what she wanted most, to tell someone; often, though, ...
MELISSA MARR Identity theft is one of the fastest-growing crimes in the nation - especially in the suburbs.
MELISSA BEAN I am not a princess, I don't want to be referred to as a princess - I find that super creepy.
MELISSA MCCARTHY Christmas comes during a season when the Earth is in its darkest time. It's a holiday for the fa...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE The girl's arms jutted out at awkward angles, not quite hands on the hips belligerent but not relaxe...
MELISSA MARR I wore white kabuki makeup, had blue-black hair. At one point, I shaved an inch and a half around my...
MELISSA MCCARTHY Ironing is a great diversion from the reality you don't want to face.
MELISSA MCBRIDE Somebody ripped their pants open at my wedding, dipping my mother. My mother is not a lady who throw...
MELISSA MCCARTHY Finders keepers. Asshole.
MELISSA GREY There will always be someone else with a different view than you. I appreciate them and would never ...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE There's been so many different types of musicals, and it's a funny genre because there's...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE With 'Darkly Dreaming Dexter,' we as a group of writers had to take a rather thin novel and ...
MELISSA ROSENBERG I think there's so many points of view that you want to make sure your stories are being told fr...
MELISSA MCCARTHY With 'Twilight,' you have these massive tomes that you have to condense. With 'Penoza,&#...
MELISSA ROSENBERG In the morning of the night ~~ When I woke to find you gone ~~ I knew your distant devil ~~Must be d...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE Humans make art to remember and be remembered,” said Caius. “Art is their weapon against forgett...
MELISSA GREY Mothers tell your children 'Be quick, you must be strong. Life is full of wonder and love is never w...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny an...
MELISSA ROSENBERG Mr. Speaker, democracy works best when the American electorate is engaged and informed.
MELISSA BEAN Ideally a woman should not have a career unless it is necessary for the financial stability of the m...
MELISSA SADOFF Retention is back. It is not unheard of for hands-on tech candidates to get offers of $10,000 to $15...
MELISSA MAFFETTONE Under the Environmental Protection Agency's Energy Star Program, homes are independently verifie...
MELISSA BEAN I refuse to give energy to the negative. I've got a great fella and two great little girls.
MELISSA MCCARTHY Chase away sorrow by living
MELISSA MARR Will you be my forever, Donia?
MELISSA MARR Catch me, Seth," she invited.
He paused.
"Faeries chase," he said, an then , with a flirta...
MELISSA MARR I've worked since I was 11 years old, playing music and following the dream, and shaking and mov...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE Cancer's like the ultimate excuse. Who's gonna say, 'Oh, no, you have to show up for thi...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE The American people expect more from Congress. They expect fiscal responsibility and common sense. T...
MELISSA BEAN As part of my efforts to fight identity theft, I worked with my colleagues on the Financial Services...
MELISSA BEAN It doesn't matter if you're the smartest person in the room: If you're not someone who p...
MELISSA ROSENBERG Thank God I have four sons. The mother/daughter relationship is one of mankind's great mysteries...
MELISSA GILBERT As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn't mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I'd end...
MELISSA MCCARTHY This commercial is basically soft-core porn, ... The way she moves, the way she puts her finger in h...
MELISSA CALDWELL I love to dance; it's one of my favorite things to do.
MELISSA PETERMAN Until a couple years ago, the FCC was sort of asleep at the wheel when it comes to indecency enforce...
MELISSA CALDWELL Attorney General Madigan is concerned that oil companies can make billions in profits and not provid...
MELISSA MERZ We have received a complaint. We're reviewing the issue at hand.
MELISSA MERZ We have received a complaint.
MELISSA MERZ Attorney General Madigan believes the Sexually Violent Persons Act is a critical tool in keeping sex...
MELISSA MERZ This program ... seeks to make sure that people who are a danger to the community are not on the str...
MELISSA MERZ If he's deemed dangerous ..., he could be kept there for the remainder of his life. The psychiatrist...
MELISSA MERZ We expect to receive the referral from Auditor General Holland and will look closely at it and addre...
MELISSA MERZ So what 'Twilight' does is show how women/girls can drive box office and they can support a ...
MELISSA ROSENBERG I'm very fortunate that I have a wonderful family around me and loved ones.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice
MELISSA HAHN I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a f...
MELISSA MCCARTHY Mum and dad thought I was going to say I was pregnant. I said oh no, no, I've just been nominate...
MELISSA GEORGE Everybody's a train wreck in their own very special way. But there's something wildly freein...
MELISSA MCCARTHY People ask me, 'Is being a parent the be-all, end-all?' And I say, 'Oh, it definitely is...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE If there's a harbour, I probably end up living there.
MELISSA MONDRZEJEWSKA Humor graces our spirit, and deadly, inappropriate seriousness makes us tiresome sourpusses.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI Bipolar disorder is treated with medication, and we're gaining a lot of knowledge in this area. The ...
MELISSA DELBELLO I am the parent of teenagers, my daughters are 13 and 15, so the issue of Internet safety has been a...
MELISSA BEAN We are not commenting on the specifics of evidence because it is an ongoing investigation.
MELISSA SHERMAN I've never been interested in playing the boring ingenue. I always wonder: Who's her weird f...
MELISSA MCCARTHY I've never been interested in playing the boring ingenue.
MELISSA MCCARTHY In 'Twilight,' you're setting up the world. You're introducing the world, and I was ...
MELISSA ROSENBERG You cannot force me to make my wishes now" She squared her shoulders and looked at him. "I've read t...
MELISSA MARR He looked good, like sin in a suit.
MELISSA MARR I have some close friends I keep in touch with. I knit. I watch a little too much TV. I ski, if the ...
MELISSA LEO There were not enough women like Kay on TV and now there are none.
MELISSA LEO I love all the holidays and getting to see my family a lot during the fall. I also love the weather ...
MELISSA ORDWAY I think one of the major differences between Wonder Woman and Jessica Jones is that Wonder Woman is ...
MELISSA ROSENBERG I love the juxtaposition of a sweet little blouse with a motocross look.
MELISSA MCCARTHY Gay people are born everyday. You will never legislate that away.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE For every Wal-Mart store opening, we have a number of grants that our stores give to their local nei...
MELISSA O'BRIEN We've been looking to develop (inland) paddling trails, and this one just came together perfectly.
MELISSA PARKER I find Jessica Jones a much more interesting character to write for than Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman ...
MELISSA ROSENBERG The idea actually started from two women in France in order to celebrate a French author on April Fo...
MELISSA NORRIS In seven days, it went from a dime-size blister to half a softball on the side of her face.
MELISSA DOVER The congressman is from the Capital region and has been known on occasion to venture outside of his ...
MELISSA CARLSON I do think comedy needs to be a living thing, but I think without a great script and fully realized ...
MELISSA MCCARTHY The first one on the jaw we call 'Brutus' because he's the big mean guy, and then she has a sugar-cu...
MELISSA DOVER There's a certain mythology that prevails in Hollywood that kids are only interested in risky or edg...
MELISSA CALDWELL I have two little children. I didn't want to be missing their childhood while I was away, busy w...
MELISSA MATHISON I was always Missy, never Melissa. I went to college, and I thought it was so much more interesting ...
MELISSA MCCARTHY I can be a rock star with a television show and still have a self-esteem problem. So it's nice t...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE I'm obsessed with 'Call The Midwife.'
MELISSA MCCARTHY I've never felt like I needed to change. I've always thought, 'If you want somebody diff...
MELISSA MCCARTHY I haven't had a lot of experience with glamour. I've never had to mask myself, as many now n...
MELISSA LEO Keenan was staring at her, too intently for comfort. "I don't know why certain people shine for othe...
MELISSA MARR Life happens, and I write about it wherever I am.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE Through all of this lovely interviewing, and nice things people say, and the rest of it, I have lear...
MELISSA LEO There are many plant medicines that are available to us that have a lot of stigma around them that I...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE It's okay. You're going to save me, Miss Maylene." The girl gave her a genuine look of happiness. "I...
MELISSA MARR We're a weird bunch at 'Mike & Molly.' We go to work, and we're crazy about each...
MELISSA MCCARTHY I'm still yours, though. That won't ever change, Shadow Girl.
MELISSA MARR In many cases, advisers may be a student's lifeline.
MELISSA OSTRANDER It just grew and grew.
MELISSA CAMPBELL We're going to scour through this document word for word, and we're going to check it against declar...
MELISSA FLEMING I would say the benefits are not just in the classroom, but in life. The number one benefit is worki...
MELISSA HANCOCK The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a l...
MELISSA RIVERS I'm just happy that I'm skating really good. Sometimes when you're not feeling good, you concentrate...
MELISSA GREGORY Someone has to be awake with him at all times.
MELISSA MARSH When the heart beats with true purpose, it needs no other reason to breathe.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI The human heart is strong enough to withstand an unwarranted assault, and brave enough to smile at t...
MELISSA SZYMANSKI Self-pity is the real fool's gold.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI To let fear rule your life, is to let the enemy of humanity win.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI When life tries to get you down, you just start walking a little faster.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI Laugh, and the world will join in; cry and whine, and that same world will tell you to shut the hell...
MELISSA SZYMANSKI Goodness is in the eye of the beholder, and the heart of the believer.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI I'm not full on 'Jersey Shore' Jersey, but in my heart, my bangs are so feathered with t...
MELISSA RAUCH It's actually mortifying that two doors down, to think that something like that could have happened ...
MELISSA LOPEZ Ben and I live like hermits. The night of a concert, we'll be like, 'Do you think we can get...
MELISSA MCCARTHY Neither the cat nor I missed you while you were gone. It's worse than that. We danced the visitor-go...
MELISSA CHECKER I don't even go there,
MELISSA ETHERIDGE Reading about myself on 'Perez Hilton' was kind of the weirdest thing ever.
MELISSA BENOIST For them, it's unexpected territory and it's nice to have that guide.
MELISSA JACOBSON One of the best parts of a woman's body is that curve, and I go a little bit higher on all of my...
MELISSA MCCARTHY