It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form.


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In the Buffalo game, Willie had one long run,
JEROME BETTIS
In my book (he has), but guess what? My book don't mean much, ... I don't know. That's why you have ...
JEROME BETTIS
I'm happy for them, ... They got a chance to get one, that's the goal. I'm not bitter or anything li...
JEROME BETTIS
But that's nothing new. We're going to be a running team whether it's Ben or Tommy or Charlie at qua...
JEROME BETTIS
If a person is an economic being and figures out the odds, then there is a very high incentive to ch...
JEROME KURTZ
Good, better, best. Never let it rest. 'Til your good is better and your better is best.
ST. JEROME
Be at peace with your own soul, then heaven and earth will be at peace with you.
ST. JEROME
Action without a name, a "who" attached to it, is meaningless.
ST. JEROME
Quick enough, if good enough.
ST. JEROME
Never look a gift horse in the mouth!
ST. JEROME
When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting
ST. JEROME
Hypocrite reader - my fellow - my brother!
ST. JEROME
If you came and you found a strange man... teaching your kids to punch each other, or trying to sell...
JEROME SINGER
It's the same type of town that Pittsburgh is, Midwest, blue-collar. And we've had some wins recentl...
JEROME BETTIS
Act as if the maxim of your action were to become through your will a be general natural law.
ST. JEROME
Because of a lack of funding, officers trained in SWAT are also trained in canine and how to deal wi...
JEROME JACKSON
No matter what techniques and what disciplines you go through, I think there is one factor more inta...
JEROME HINES
The motivation part is all essential in keeping my voice, but there are the human factors of discipl...
JEROME HINES
I've heard pileated woodpeckers make that kind of sound; I've heard crows make that kind of sound in...
JEROME JACKSON
We are f acing a generation of young singers who are much more diminutive in their approach to singi...
JEROME HINES
I don't like that he got a hit off me, ... I told him when I was at Fresno, 'Just keep pitching like...
JEROME WILLIAMS
I believe in monstrosities, and 'I Am Abraham' is a monstrosity of sorts, raveling out momen...
JEROME CHARYN
There was no rhythm to our passing game early. We had some passes that weren't caught and we had som...
JEROME SOUERS
This seems to be a case of local officials who have blatantly abused their legal powers, and have no...
JEROME COHEN
I often played nice guys when I was younger, and it's nice to be able to explore the darker side...
JEROME FLYNN
That is playing into the hands of New Zealand teams, if you run upright into the contact situations ...
JEROME PAARWATER
I was the youngest guy in the union. At 14! A pianist around there who became my mentor for a little...
JEROME RICHARDSON
Detroit, you were incredible. Pittsburgh, here we come. I played this game to win a championship. I'...
JEROME BETTIS
Hopes have been dashed. The market had taken off very quickly. This has cooled investors' sentiment.
JEROME FORNERIS
We were all novices. We really were. We didn't know a goddamn thing about doing a show.
JEROME ROBBINS
I told you to sell it, not give it away.
JEROME ROBBINS
This feels great. It makes everything that I've ever had to go through worthwhile. I've always wishe...
JEROME BETTIS
It makes it all worthwhile. It makes everything we had to go through as a team and everything I had ...
JEROME BETTIS
It makes everything worthwhile that I've ever had to go through, everything I've done. You know, 13 ...
JEROME BETTIS
When I came to the Met, Robert Merrill and Leonard Warren sounded more like basses than most of the ...
JEROME HINES
Every payoff is a payoff in the end.
JEROME JENKINS
This makes everything worthwhile. It makes everything we, as a team, had to go through and personall...
JEROME BETTIS
They look very promising: Shorter, accessible, they're geared to readers a little younger than the c...
JEROME KRAMER
The shrewd guess, the fertile hypothesis, the courageous leap to a tentative conclusion-these are th...
JEROME BRUNER
I'm a champion. I think the Bus' last stop is here in Detroit. It's official, like the referee whist...
JEROME BETTIS