It is a simple process and should ensure that I'm back playing for Newcastle before the end of the season.

I said that my ideal situation was to start the season in the Real Madrid first team and if not I would prefer to return to Liverpool,

I don't set myself targets. Last season I scored hat-trick against Wolfsburg and three days later, that was forgotten, you're about to be judged again. When you've done well, you don't want another game, you just want to feel great. When you've done badly, you can't wait for another chance to come.

The process must be simple and affordable.

Evan is playing very well this season. He's a stud.

The way I look at myself, the biggest achievement in my eyes - forget winning trophies or scoring in World Cups - is that I'm still at a top club playing at a really high standard having been almost two different players.