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Related The government is trying to collect overdue taxes from oil companies to recover some lost taxes. And... ANTOINE HALFF What we are being told is it will not be passed on to the consumers, ... But that is up to the insur... GREG GRAHAM This is all just a transparent effort by the tobacco companies, insurance companies, the Chamber of ... HARVEY PEYTON Some companies (buying insurance) may be stunned by how much rates will go up. JAMES AUDEN There's going to be an impact on companies' earnings and consumer spending with oil prices so high, ... FRANKLIN MORTON Net neutrality is not about being neutral, it is about companies that benefit from selling video on ... BILL MCCLOSKEY What I think is interesting is the way you see the big players reacting, ... Companies like IBM and ... LEON HESS The way companies hang on to their marketshare is by being scared. TRIP HAWKINS BILL GROSS We question whether companies will be able to pass their input increases on. Even if the oil price g... GRAHAM SECKER Companies are doing well, but aren't passing their wealth on to employees. Consumer spending is unde... JACQUES CAILLOUX That's the trick of free market economic theory: it doesn't just ask you to only be selfish ... NAOMI KLEIN We have been called by several companies that have an Hispanic work force. They have told us it's th... GARY AUBUCHON JAMES SUROWIECKI Above everything else, genuinely love yourself first. Self-love is powerful and it’s the best love... STEPHANIE LAHART More and more companies are updating their leave policies to reflect an understanding that being fam... SUZAN DELBENE JAY LENO SUNDAY ADELAJA We're being attacked by groups of motorcyclists while we're traveling in an embassy car. BRIAN PENN Largely because there was not an overreaction by government, other companies moved in to write the b... BERNIE BOURDEAU For instance you may have some people who have insurance and insurance is meeting their living expen... ED CONLEY WARREN BUFFETT ERIC SCHLOSSER If you couple that with the fact that we are seeing record profits by the oil companies, ... there a... ERIC CANTOR There are some private meetings being arranged by some of the companies in town that they want to in... GLYN MEEK I expect this case will have profound effects nationwide in dealing with schoolyard bullying and har... ARTHUR BENSON ROGER EBERT CARLOS GHOSN Drug companies are being hit by the Merck trial. But since their valuations are still cheap, we migh... AL GOLDMAN MORT KONDRACKE SUZY KASSEM By 2010, it will be the cable companies and wireless companies' worst nightmare, FRANK DZUBECK If you're being attacked by something on the outside, which I feel a lot being in show business,... JACKEE HARRY MARK ZUCKERBERG DAVID DEWHURST There are those who will resent you for not being confined by their limitations. WAYNE GERARD TROTMAN The wars don't end when you sign peace treaties or when the years go by. They will echo on until... TIM O'BRIEN If these companies don't grow they will be absorbed by competitors. We will support these companies,... GUIDO MANTEGA LEWIS D. EIGEN The pitiful thing here is that insurance companies are trying to stiff us. EVE JASPERS How many companies have to go under before Washington gets the message? How many American workers an... LEO GERARD FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE We very much believe that laws are being broken and people are profiting from it. Without prosecutio... JOE FARREN MARVIN AMMORI Trying to change others is a smokescreen, start by changing yourself then others will copy from you. OSCAR AULIQ-ICE You must protect your own self being & let you don’t become victim of negativity or whims of other... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA OSCAR WILDE They can't be an island. By being part of the community, you help yourself as an institution. Others... BOB HASTINGS JOHN FRANKENHEIMER This is the place where dance is going to come alive in San Diego. We'll have the synergy of the dif... ALAN ZITER President Bush nominated someone who has consistently opposed protecting public health and public la... CARL POPE I would say the consumer Internet companies - in a lot of ways, if you go inside the consumer Intern... MARC ANDREESEN An undecided consumer simply means that he may soon begin to pull in his spending habits. Two-thirds... PETER CARDILLO CES is going to be an important time for all of the companies to show off their consumer- and commer... JAMES HUANG WARREN BUFFETT For instance, you may have some people who have insurance and insurance is meeting their living expe... ED CONLEY To say insurance companies should pay for stuff that is completely unproven is asking a lot from ins... DAVID MAGNUS Social media companies must work closely with the U.S. government to ensure their platforms are not ... TED DEUTCH Big food companies flatter us by telling us how busy we are and they simultaneously convince us that... JENNIFER REESE When you have countries that have a lot of minerals and diamonds and oil and are in business with co... CLAIRE DENIS Toxic language creates a hostile work environment -- and that's now illegal, ... Just as sexual hara... ART BELL Toxic language creates a hostile work environment -- and that's now illegal. Just as sexual harassme... ART BELL As of January 1999, companies are spending an equal amount in IT and outside, for things like risk a... LOU MARCOCCIO I am hopeful that the fact that this investigation is going forward will be a clear signal to the oi... DICK DURBIN We stand firm against the wrong not only to protect those who are being harmed but also to protect t... DALAI LAMA XIV, DESMOND TUTU, DOUGLAS ABRAMS You have a much greater risk of being attacked by a dog, DAVID ROPEIK We expect 1.8 million bpd by January. We are looking at substantial increases after the January elec... AHMAD CHALABI TAMORA PIERCE SUNDAY ADELAJA Executives at these companies are often isolated from the horrors of what the farm animals have to e... BRUCE FRIEDRICH Member states are sometimes tempted to seek to protect their industrial or financial crown jewels fr... NEELIE KROES When this happens, the insurance companies that are in trouble will count on state guarantee funds t... JAMES WALSH MAGGIE STIEFVATER DALAI LAMA But being quiet and meditating on sound is something completely different and will be discovered ver... KARLHEINZ STOCKHAUSEN CYNTHIA MCKINNEY There are people who maintain that ... an oil peak will be forthcoming soon. I don't believe it. HELMUT LANGANGER These are companies that operate in the shadows. Some of these companies are trying to come forward ... BEAU BRENDLER O, the sheer magnificence of words that come together like waves upon a beach, each telling its own ... JOHN M SHEEHAN The industry, which is composed of many small, private companies, is suffering from a lack of consum... HARRY WANG RUDYARD KIPLING LOUISE ERDRICH ROBERT SCOBLE SUNDAY ADELAJA A lot of accountants are being hired by Internet and technology companies to design their traditiona... JOE BITTNER We have already started to see some consumer resistance on high oil prices and this is obviously goi... HOWARD SILVERBLATT I would say to those people, there's going to be one of two people who win this election. It's eithe... KYM SPELL Companies have to invest in research and development, lest their competitors pass them by. And they ... JEFFREY MAXICK We have to do a better job of putting some rules on the insurance companies. AMY KLOBUCHAR Because children take everything personally, they believe that if they are being mistreated, it's be... MARCIA SIROTA We should assume that the end product can be switched off by any consumer who is offended or frighte... RICHARD KING Are you so in bed with the drug companies and the insurance companies that you just can't pass up an... MARION BERRY The focus this year will be on how effective companies are at cutting costs as oil prices will conti... ALAN RICHARDSON We estimate that from 2000 to 2003, health insurance premiums for employers will have increased by a... MARK GOLDBERG Knowing that the oil sands projects are capital-intensive, companies are signaling that oil prices w... BRUCE LANNI These vertically operated companies have the cash to make things work in their favor. Many local por... MARC HERSHMAN Some individuals have been offered relocation to Sacramento. Very few will work from their homes, an... DAVE JANKE SHANNON L. ALDER This proposal presents a unique opportunity for both companies. By coming together to leverage the s... DONALD BERRYMAN There are governments and companies that will keep trying to produce ?suicide seeds'. MARIA RITA REIS
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ART SPINELLA We believe this kind of data is important in a consumer's selection of transportation. Basing purcha... ART SPINELLA It would have to be an entry-level model, like the Hyundai Excel. It would take low price and some s... ART SPINELLA Floor traffic has dried up. And that’s not just for the Big Three, ... ART SPINELLA Somebody was going to do it. Mitsubishi is in dire straits. This is as good an idea as any. ART SPINELLA Do I want to see a subdivision or a gun club? Honestly - I would want a gun club. ART SPINELLA She got out of tech stocks a year ago and bought a new Beetle, ... She paid cash for it, and now she... ART SPINELLA The difference between what Detroit goes through and what Toyota goes through is that for every sing... ART SPINELLA Flood vehicles can be sold for their parts. There isn't a single vehicle that came out of Katrina th... 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ART RUSSELL The PC stocks should do well in the second half of this year. ART RUSSELL The challenge is to integrate Digital and have an effective enterprise solution strategy going forwa... ART RUSSELL I get the sense that [Microsoft] would like to settle the case on the right terms. The contract lang... ART RUSSELL No surprise on the pre-announcement here. We know the PC industry has been weak. ART RUSSELL From a purely technical standpoint, we could see the Nasdaq falling to 2,500 levels in the near term... ART RUSSELL The software license revenue is widely viewed as a healthy barometer of their business. I think most... ART RUSSELL The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday. ART ROONEY Sportswriters. They were all my friends. They were racetrack guys and so was I. ART ROONEY I think numbers-wise we were satisfied. We went into it wanting to keep as many of those guys as we ... ART ROONEY The demand for club seats has proven to be very strong since moving to Heinz Field. ART ROONEY Once I had a steel job for half of a day. I never went back to collect my pay. ART ROONEY Nobody feels any worse than I do about losing. ART ROONEY It was time for him to prove he was not in the pocket of the Chamber of Commerce and the big corpora... ART PULASKI He's rethinking some of his takeaways. We're relieved that he is. ART PULASKI We're all for flexibility. But the far more frequent experience is employers who are trying to cut c... ART PULASKI We don't want more short-term, politically expedient solutions. We must increase and index the minim... ART PULASKI Wealthy companies set new records in political contributions to buy this veto. Schwarzenegger bends ... ART PULASKI If you start becoming withdrawn and looking over your shoulder, being careful about what you say, th... ART MODELL I want to be remembered as a guy who tried his best and did his best. ART MODELL I never lied to a person in my life; my kids didn't, either. ART MODELL I have enjoyed the years enormously in Cleveland and especially in Baltimore. ART MODELL I have a great legacy, tarnished somewhat by the move. ART MODELL I had to do what I had to do to keep my family alive. Period. ART MODELL I don't want my grandchildren to go through what I went through. ART MODELL I do want to go out on top, as a winner. ART MODELL The pride and presence of a professional football team is far more important than 30 libraries. ART MODELL He was an extraordinary man of impeccable character, integrity, honesty, compassion and fairness. He... ART MODELL Las Vegas is the perfect host city to bring new energy to the Miss America Pageant. It should make f... ART MCMASTER We had hundreds of volunteers, and the thing worked like clockwork. ART MCMASTER the pageant's continued vitality and growth. ART MCMASTER Atlanta is a nice city, ... I'm sure they would have the facilities. ART MCMASTER ART LINKLETTER ART LINKLETTER ART LINKLETTER ART LINKLETTER ART LINKLETTER ART LINKLETTER ART LINKLETTER ART LINKLETTER It appears to be highly subjective. This survey is giving more weight to words over action. ART LARSON We're going to examine this report and carry on a dialogue with this organization. But we feel that ... ART LARSON On some days, the plant has been operating at a full load. The steam you see is normal. ART LARSON Our target market for this project is Idaho and the Pacific Northwest. ART LARSON If and when we are, we intend to immediately seek dismissal of it as being improperly brought before... ART LARSON We invite the public to speak. That's democracy in action, ... But I will not have any more recommen... ART JOHNSON Kids just lose a lot over the holidays, ... To think students are going to study for exams and do pr... ART JOHNSON It's clear arts education work drives student achievement. We need to be in the business of doing th... ART JOHNSON The point is, the Legislature has not met its constitutional requirements. ART JOHNSON Hopefully we can have a true home-field advantage, have a good crowd and create as good a college ba... ART INABINET It is good competition and all six teams are good quality baseball teams. We always have wanted to d... ART INABINET We needed to figure out who needed to be playing, and when we figured that out, those guys have gott... ART INABINET One of our goals is to make to the Peach Belt Tournament. This format will help us get ready because... ART INABINET [Hogan also likes Intel for a position in the semiconductor industry.] Intel we like because semicon... ART HOGAN Compaq is weighing down the Nasdaq, but we're getting a rotation into Dow stocks, ... It (the electi... ART HOGAN I would take oil as a front-burner issue, ... Yesterday [Tuesday] was the capitulation day for the t... ART HOGAN I think 50 basis points (one-half percentage point) is a credible consensus estimate for what the Fe... ART HOGAN I think that we just ran out of steam after a couple of hours. I am glad that we held on our gains f... ART HOGAN But if I had to venture a guess I think we'll start trending higher up until the Fed meeting on Tues... ART HOGAN I think this market can hold on to this rally and start trending higher. ART HOGAN I'm thinking the Fed will leave the rates unchanged, ... We've ramped up pretty higher into this mee... ART HOGAN Next week we really kick that (warnings) season off. There's going to be more Gateways out there, an... ART HOGAN It sends a signal that the U.S. economy has weathered some pretty harsh storms over the past few yea... ART HOGAN With those who don't give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am e... 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