It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain

The scheduled rain date is a Sunday, Jan. 15, but the forecast is for sunny weather in the mid-60s. Let's hope.

In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.

If you don't like the weather in New England now, just wait a few minutes.

You can't pray a lie.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.