It is hard for the ape to believe he descended from man.

Nevertheless, it is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.

A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.